[TTA] Summer Sale – Pushing Back the Light

[Cassandra]

Ah, June! The sun is shining, the days are getting longer – and the Evil Overlord is cranky. Without bad weather to keep everyone trapped in the castle, minions keep slipping away and enjoying themselves, much to his chagrin. Before he could order wholesale executions to boost his mood, the minions came up with a distraction: Pushing Back the Light – Tabletop Adventures’ Big Summer Sale.

Not only is everything discounted by 25%, this is your chance to join the ranks as an Honorary Minion! Assist the Overlord as he brings the force of his personality and the might of his empire to bear on trying to force the sun further from the earth, thereby increasing the amount of darkness present in the world.

To become an Honorary Minion, merely purchase three Tabletop Adventures products during the period of the sale, June 19-25. Then send an e-mail to publisher@tabletopadventures.com; tell us your name and which products you purchased. We will send you an elegant electronic Certificate of Minionship that you can use to brag about your new status.

Already an Honorary Minion? Then make only two purchases to upgrade your ranking in the minion hierarchy. Own everything already? (You know who you are!) Send a note giving your opinion about Tabletop Adventures products and we will see that you are recognized appropriately.

Act now – get all your Tabletop Adventures products at 25% off the regular price and help the Minion Preservation and Recruitment Society make it through another year. Our products are available at Your Games Now, paizo.com, e23, RPGNow, the EN World Download Shop, and DriveThruRPG. Augment your imagination with products from Tabletop Adventures. Buy it Today, Play it Tonight!

[Cassandra]

Tabletop Adventures’ Summer Sale officially began on June 18, but really took off the next day. Early sales seemed to have no effect on the sunlight situation, though. On June 20th, the Evil Overlord was given the news that the day was the longest in the year so far and he indicated his displeasure. Sales continued, though, and the minions hoped for the best.

Then, on the 21st, the Overlord’s scientists reported good news – their measurements indicated a decrease in the amount of daylight by 1 second. The Overlord was skeptical at this admittedly tiny change. However, as the sale went on and new minions were enrolled, the darkness continued to increase. On June 22, the period of daylight was 5 seconds shorter than the day before. The next day scientists observed a decrease of 8 additional seconds, for a net decrease of 14 seconds! Given this information on Monday, the Overlord remarked, “I thought this was all a ploy. I never expected it to work!” The minion who developed the concept was honored but disturbed by the Overlord’s notice.

Positive change continues. The daylight hours of Tuesday, June 24, were 13 seconds shorter than the prior day, almost doubling the previous total. This was attributed to the larger-than-usual number of minions signed up that day. Predictions look good for June 25 as well, with the pattern of increasing darkness now seeming to be well established.

Now that the Overlord has been placated in the matter of all that daylight, he will no doubt be looking for some other topic for his displeasure – and lowered prices are always something he finds distasteful. The minions will be delighted to welcome new compatriots as long as they can but anyone who still wishes to take advantage of these sale prices would be advised to do so as soon as possible.

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