Okay guys here is an open license for you to harass me to getting better at posting.. Work is going to get crazy with open enrollment coming up..5 new trainess and multilpe seminars each week...you guys just need to shame me into posting when i sign on rather than saying i will do it when i get home and have me fall asleep
Pft. A major disappointment, JA. So, you are one of those DMs who have good ideas about campaigns, but are too lazy to play them off after the initial 2-3 sessions. Sigh.
Honestly, no sympathy was intended. Knowing JA the way I do, it seems to me that pitying him for running out of ideas is more of an insult than saying that he's lazy. And if he was able to be lazy at all, he'd probably be proud of it.
1. Sell 100 policies from 10-1 to 11-15......
2. Average 3 seminars a week for the next 8 weeks
3. Train 3 new agents
4. Start the Borderlands Keep short adventure
5. Keep current and no less that 48 hours behind post for all games
6. Have Scarlet make a snack of several players
7. Have the Church begin an inquisition into the behavior of several of it's members......
8. Stage an assissination attempt against two party members
9. Have a wayward druid overreach once again and summon something really really bad
10. Involve numerous party members in a life or death mission while being chased by ogiers
11. Stage a hostile takeover of a company
List of Current Ideas . Plans
1. Sell 100 policies from 10-1 to 11-15......
2. Average 3 seminars a week for the next 8 weeks
3. Train 3 new agents
4. Start the Borderlands Keep short adventure
5. Keep current and no less that 48 hours behind post for all games
6. Have Scarlet make a snack of several players
7. Have the Church begin an inquisition into the behavior of several of it's members......
8. Stage an assissination attempt against two party members
9. Have a wayward druid overreach once again and summon something really really bad
10. Involve numerous party members in a life or death mission while being chased by ogiers
11. Stage a hostile takeover of a company
Need i go on gentlement
Hehehehe. I thought that would get your goat! ummmmm............ just kidding?
7. Have the Church begin an inquisition into the behavior of several of it's members......
Let the old babbling fools come...by lochaber axe or magic, their age will be rendered of no importance
8. Stage an assissination attempt against two party members
Gulp down insane spot and listen checks, newbies
10. Involve numerous party members in a life or death mission while being chased by ogiers
Where are the news, I wonder?
11. Stage a hostile takeover of a company
Even if it was legally possible, we can also try a hostile takeover by air...or of the air...their breathing air, with a firestorm.
Need i go on gentlement
Pffft, the dog barking the loudest is the less scary
1. Sell 100 policies from 10-1 to 11-15......
2. Average 3 seminars a week for the next 8 weeks
3. Train 3 new agents
4. Start the Borderlands Keep short adventure
5. Keep current and no less that 48 hours behind post for all games
6. Have Scarlet make a snack of several players
7. Have the Church begin an inquisition into the behavior of several of it's members......
8. Stage an assissination attempt against two party members
9. Have a wayward druid overreach once again and summon something really really bad
10. Involve numerous party members in a life or death mission while being chased by ogiers
11. Stage a hostile takeover of a company
Need i go on gentlement
Please most munificent dm, relax, take off your shoes and put your feet up. Make a nice cup of tea or perhaps something stronger...
You have our premission to skip over some of these items, or at least make them easier for you. I mean really for number 2, Here's a great multitasking opportunity. The next time some vendor is prattling on about how to coax some blue-hair into taking her money out of her mattress or the mason jars in the back yard and put them into a spiffy new annuity his company has you can just whip out your computer and make a few posts. I'm confident you know all that stuff already.
3, just train one new agent and let her train the other two.
6, well, now we can't have scarlet getting fat and lazy can we? If you really insist on this one please note that there are several players with fewer calories and saturated fat than myself in your games.
8, assassination is so 20th century. I say just let it slide.
11, now do you really want to deal with the paperwork required for a hostile takeover? Besides it is only really fun for the lawyers. Just let the lawyers in your games mud wrestle instead. I'll put five bucks on Leif.
Now don't you feel better? At experience point time remember which player took pity on you, empathized and tried to lesson your burden as opposed to all those greedy souls who kept demanding more and more.
Please most munificent dm, relax, take off your shoes and put your feet up. Make a nice cup of tea or perhaps something stronger...
You have our premission to skip over some of these items, or at least make them easier for you. I mean really for number 2, Here's a great multitasking opportunity. The next time some vendor is prattling on about how to coax some blue-hair into taking her money out of her mattress or the mason jars in the back yard and put them into a spiffy new annuity his company has you can just whip out your computer and make a few posts. I'm confident you know all that stuff already.
3, just train one new agent and let her train the other two.
6, well, now we can't have scarlet getting fat and lazy can we? If you really insist on this one please note that there are several players with fewer calories and saturated fat than myself in your games.
8, assassination is so 20th century. I say just let it slide.
11, now do you really want to deal with the paperwork required for a hostile takeover? Besides it is only really fun for the lawyers. Just let the lawyers in your games mud wrestle instead. I'll put five bucks on Leif.
Now don't you feel better? At experience point time remember which player took pity on you, empathized and tried to lesson your burden as opposed to all those greedy souls who kept demanding more and more.
ROFLAFAO!!!
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Now back to your regularly scheduled games or whining about games, whichever comes first.
Hey Lou! That's right, I'm talking to YOU, Lou! What do mean by acting all innocent and goody-two-shoes? Why, if I had anything to say about it, I'd just up and dunk your head in the toilet! Hey! Waitaminnit! I DO have something to say about it!! Your gettin' a swirly, pus-head!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Lou
no offense, Lou, this is me acting like a Pro Wrestler. Just slam me upside the head with a metal folding chair, I'll give you a swirly, and then we'll go get a beer together.
Hey Lou! That's right, I'm talking to YOU, Lou! What do mean by acting all innocent and goody-two-shoes? Why, if I had anything to say about it, I'd just up and dunk your head in the toilet! Hey! Waitaminnit! I DO have something to say about it!! Your gettin' a swirly, pus-head!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I hate blue toilet water! It kills the goldfish! Ouch! Darn safety electrical outlet. Can't shock you if it cuts off the power. But it's dark in here now. I'll just slip around and slam the toilet seat on your hand! Where's the Real World cameras? I need to smile for the camera. Wait! It's dark in here. Where'd you go?
I hate blue toilet water! It kills the goldfish! Ouch! Darn safety electrical outlet. Can't shock you if it cuts off the power. But it's dark in here now. I'll just slip around and slam the toilet seat on your hand! Where's the Real World cameras? I need to smile for the camera. Wait! It's dark in here. Where'd you go?
The blue toilet water is especially for you --BLUEBERRY FLAVORED! And you can't slam the seat on my fingers because I always pee with the seat down! hehehe
ummmmm............ just kidding? 
Wait! It's dark in here. Where'd you go?
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