Russell Morrissey

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ENworld's resident Billionaire Playboy and patron.

Russell Morrissey Facts

  • vBulletin doesn't ban people. Russell bans people.
  • Russell Morrissey does not sleep. He owns a Ring of Sustenance.
  • Russell Morrissey once enabled a community supporter account so fast, the user who bought the account got five years younger and lost three pounds.
  • Russell Morrissey does not roll dice, he already knows the outcome.
  • Russell knowns all the rules of all editions ever printed, and the Marquess of Queensberry. He does not have to follow them.