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Topic: Iconics Adventure 1.2: NeMoren's Vault marches on!
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Hennet-
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posted October 31, 2001 03:35 PM
Hennet, slathered in shoggoth goo, walks into the scene unsteadily."A few hours? Jozan has me partially digested by star spawn and I'm due back on the set in a couple of hours? I've got to shower and do a lot of polishing before this next...hey! Devis, good to see you--that is a really sharp robe. Er...glancing down at the puddle of slime he's creating, Hennet sweeps his ichor-gelled hair out of his face and shoots forth a boyish grin..I'm going to go clean up. Be right back!" running to his trailer "Oh, you and Alhandra were right--after some reflection (and cosmic horror) that whole diabolism thing no longer seems like such a good idea." [ October 31, 2001: Message edited by: Hennet- ] --------------------
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Ma'varkith
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posted November 01, 2001 11:37 AM
A dark sunglasses-wearing Ma'varkith arrives on the set, followed by a handful of photographers and paper and pen-waving fans. She pauses to sigh a few autographs and pose for pictures before gesturing to an obese Half-Orc in a security uniform.The Half-Orc jumps to his feet. Snatching up a clipboard, he scans it intently, eying the photographers with distain. "Youse pepper-yahtzee clowns can't come in here! Mister Pirate-Cat has got a big production goin' on and the stars need youse clowns to clear out." The photographers, undaunted, continue snapping pictures. An instant later, years of pent up frustration over a dead-end job, a wife with a taste for shoes beyond his means to provide, and nine Orclings is unleashed in a beautiful display of Rage and carnage. Photographers and fans alike fleeing down the hall, the guard returns to his coffee and newspaper. "Thanks, uh..." Ma' looks down at the guard's badge, "Chip. You're beautiful, kid." Mister 5 Charisma blushes for a moment, as Ma'varkith weaves through crew and cast members to her trailor. Peering over the top of her sunglasses, she gazes upon her fellow actors with surprise. "Wow. You guys really got THE SHAFT!" --------------------
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Mialee
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posted November 01, 2001 12:27 PM
"WHAT IS THIS???The room goes silent as everyone listens to the din coming from Mialee's trailer "WIRE HANGERS!! WHY ARE THERE WIRE HANGERS IN MY CLOSET? I PAY YOU DAMNABLE HALFLING KIDS A SILVER PIECE A DAY TO MAINTAIN MY TRAILER! I DON'T THINK I SHOULD HAVE TO SPECIFICALLY PROHIBIT WIRE HANGERS! I'M A BUSY ELF! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO COACH YOU IN THE WAYS OF PROPERLY HANGING CLOTHING! IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING: NO!" *thwap*, high-pitched squeal "WIRE!!" *thwap*, high-pitched squeal "HANGERS!!!" *thwap!* -------------------- "Ugh, a spider!" ~Mialee
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Kazak
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posted November 01, 2001 03:13 PM
A limo pulls up on set, and Kazak steps out. He pulls off a few gold chains from round his neck, dumping them back in the limo."Hey, sure, tell Gwen that a duet could work. Have her ring me. Yeah, sure. Bye." He folds up his mobile and places it back in the limo. "Right lads and lasses, where were we?" quote: Originally posted by Ma'varkith: [QBThe photographers, undaunted, continue snapping pictures. An instant later, years of pent up frustration over a dead-end job, a wife with a taste for shoes beyond his means to provide, and nine Orclings is unleashed in a beautiful display of Rage and carnage. Photographers and fans alike fleeing down the hall, the guard returns to his coffee and newspaper."Thanks, uh..." Ma' looks down at the guard's badge, "Chip. You're beautiful, kid."[/QB]
"Wow, were do you get security like that Ma? Hey, Chip, if you're ever looking for another gig give me a ring." -------------------- Kazak Dwarven Psion
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-Lidda-
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posted November 01, 2001 06:13 PM
They want shots of you and a 'animal companion,' Vad?Sickos. -------------------- Lidda surprises... ... and kicks you in the junk before stealing your wallet!
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-Lidda-
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posted November 02, 2001 03:29 AM
Krusk, I respect you as an actor. Right now, that's the only thing that's keeping me from kicking your arse!I just spent two days in a sailor schoolgirl outfit and heavy make up, being beset by tentacled beasts of the netherworld, and I'm in a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad mood. I need a hug. -------------------- Lidda surprises... ... and kicks you in the junk before stealing your wallet!
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Ma'varkith
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posted November 02, 2001 03:53 PM
Ma' wags a finger at the photographer."No photos on the set. You know the rules. Chip?" The hulking Half-Orc trundles over. He notices that there is yet another camera on the set, and after a few moments, processes this thought. A wicked gleam enters his eye and a wide grin spreads across his face as he draws his nightstick
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Kazak
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posted November 02, 2001 07:13 PM
quote: Originally posted by Ma'varkith: Ma' wags a finger at the photographer."No photos on the set. You know the rules. Chip?" The hulking Half-Orc trundles over. He notices that there is yet another camera on the set, and after a few moments, processes this thought. A wicked gleam enters his eye and a wide grin spreads across his face as he draws his nightstick
 "Love this guy. A genius at his work. Where did ye find him Ma?" -------------------- Kazak Dwarven Psion
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Naull the Wizard
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posted November 02, 2001 11:27 PM
Lidda, I tried to add a "No Hentai," clause to my contract but they wouldn't go for it, I did get this cell phone with 1,000 free weekend minutes. At least you all don't have to suffer through the whole "Asian," fetish. Imagine my surprise when I show for the shoot and they have a bunch of ropes and some guy screaming Bukkake...[ November 02, 2001: Message edited by: Naull the Wizard ] -------------------- Intelligence is a gift, I wish I could give you a real big box.
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Jozan of Pelor
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posted November 04, 2001 08:49 AM
The door of Jozan's dressing room bursts open, and the cleric himself steps out looking fresh as a ray of Pelor's sunshine.He grins and waves at everyone, his broad and confident smile saying 'All is well, I am here, we can resume our adventure immediatly.' A telegram suddenly materializes in his hand. Jozan humphs and looks it over, then tears it open and reads. "Must.. finish.. writing..STOP Must.. finish.. editing..STOP Piratecat" Jozan's grin vanishes. He throws his arms up into the air. His voice is laced with disgust. "By Pelor's Firey Fanny, you'd think this boy had a real life or something!!" He crumples up the telegram and tosses it onto the ground, then whirls and storms back into his dressing room. The door slams shut behind him. [ November 04, 2001: Message edited by: Jozan of Pelor ] -------------------- "In Call of Cthulhu, the Evil Cult Leader is everybody's friend."
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-Lidda-
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posted November 05, 2001 02:25 AM
Lidda sighs and takes out a tube of lipstick. She slathers some on her lips and makes a lipprint on a pafe of the autograph book and signs her name underneath. She then picks up the crumpled telegram and reads out loud."Must.. finish.. writing..STOP Must.. finish.. editing..STOP Piratecat" We need to stop Piratecat! He's forcing some poor soul to write and edit without ceasing! That fiend!!! I knew he was a craven poltroon, but this is lower than low! We need to STOP PIRATECAT!!! -------------------- Lidda surprises... ... and kicks you in the junk before stealing your wallet!
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Ma'varkith
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posted November 05, 2001 11:15 AM
"Well, Kazak, he's been working security for this sort of gig ever since Half-Orcs and Barbarians got dropped from the game - the guy doesn't know anything else, so what's he gonna do? And now that Wizards has brought them back, he's only a couple years shy of his pension, so you KNOW he's not going to give THAT up to crawl around a dungeon or fight a Troll, right?"Ma'varkith gestures at Chip and smiles. "So, I bring the big lug donuts and coffee now and then and sometimes we go out and have a smoke on breaks from shooting. Good guy - I've been building up a rapport with him and am trying to encourage him to get back into a carreer in adventuring." She beams and leans in close to the Dwarf, her voice a whisper. "And when I get to sixth level, he's ALL MINE... --------------------
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