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Author Topic: Iconics Adventure 1.2: NeMoren's Vault marches on!
-Rorworr
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posted November 05, 2001 06:43 PM     Profile for -Rorworr   Email -Rorworr     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Rorworr looks at the closed door that his hero disappeared behind after shunning him, with a small Wookie tear of dejection he tucks the book into a pouch and walks toward exit . He pauses just long enough to peel off the T-Shirt and deposit it into a nearby trash can, and turns around to wave bye-bye to Lidda with a quiver to his lips.....Then leaves .

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Grr worf grror



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-Lidda-
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posted November 06, 2001 01:44 AM     Profile for -Lidda-   Email -Lidda-     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Lidda stomps over to Jozan's trailer and kicks the door a few times.

You big jerk! You hurt the Wookie's feelings! I'm not going to let you forget about that!

Next time you're attacked by hairy beasts, I'll make sure to remind them that you dissed one of their homies!

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Lidda surprises...
... and kicks you in the junk before stealing your wallet!


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Regdar
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posted November 06, 2001 08:33 AM     Profile for Regdar   Email Regdar     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Pride builds in Regdar as Regdar looks on at the angry Lidda, kicking in the door. A tear almost wells up in Regdar's eye.

Sniff that's Regdar's little sister, she's growing up so fast. Mom would be so proud.

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I'm not Iconic, I'm Ironic!
Regdars House of Ale and Whores


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Nebin
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posted November 06, 2001 06:51 PM     Profile for Nebin   Author's Homepage   Email Nebin     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Nebin storms into the set shouting Jozan's name , he strides up to the trailers door and pounds on it with his mace.

Jozan you prima donna ! This is your union president I demand you come out here and explain why you snubbed that poor Rorworr ! All he wanted to do was meet the Iconic that inspired him to apply for a job with WoTC, and you treated him like a,like a ENBoarder !!!!

Nebin turns toward Lidda Poor Rorry ,he was in the vending machine kiosk bawling when I found him. At least the Star Wars thing will start soon and he'll have that to occupy his mind.

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President of Iconic Local 236


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Devis
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posted November 07, 2001 08:01 PM     Profile for Devis   Email Devis     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
If you all intend to stick up for every fan with a trembling lip who wants to disrupt your private time, when do you suppose it will end?

Wasn't this a closed set? Don't we have half-orcs around here to beat people like that wookie? Why should Jozan get the flak if it was Security's snafu to begin with?

This is starting to remind me of the crux of my disagreement with Hennet.

As far as I'm concerned, my fans who want an autograph can send $25.00 to my fan club just like everyone else.

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How many bards gild the lapses of time!
A few of them have ever been the food
Of my delighted fancy,—I could brood
Over their beauties, earthly, or sublime . . .


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Piratecat
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posted November 09, 2001 09:32 AM     Profile for Piratecat   Email Piratecat     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Done! Donedonedonedonedone. Ahhh.. sigh.

We restart from where we left off on Monday. Hooray!

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- Piratecat, EN-Board President

"A cat that good, you don't eat all at once."


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Nebin
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posted November 09, 2001 12:35 PM     Profile for Nebin   Author's Homepage   Email Nebin     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
OK people Management has finally decided to give us the raise so the strike is over ! Be ready for work bright and early Monday morning and everyone is off till then except for Devis.

They need him at Toys*r*Us this weekend for a special they're haveing on the Star Wars RPG. Report to costuming for your Wookie suit Devis.

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President of Iconic Local 236


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Devis
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posted November 10, 2001 02:31 AM     Profile for Devis   Email Devis     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Ah, a new challenge. I accept, sir! I have often felt a strange affinity to wookies. Perhaps there is more than an elf in my woodpile after all! To wit:

The hirsute nature riots in my blood.
"Of the earth, earthy!" I in vain exclaim.
The text falls on me with its weight of blame,
Yet moves my stubborn feet no step towards good.
What is this fiend that cannot be withstood
By reason, pity, or consuming shame,
That makes my strongest purpose limping lame,
And melts to nought my manly hardihood?
Surely some mother of my buried race
Was caught by Chewbacca, fast sleeping, in his grove,
And filled the hairy round of his embrace;
That I, their far descendant, blindly move
With the fierce frenzy of that ancient love,
And burn with fire whose source I cannot trace.

I'm not currently under a studio contract, Nebin. If Toys R Us would like to hire me, they can contact my representation at http://www.caa.com/

In the meantime, let's keep the closed set closed, the hot food hot and the cold drinks . . . you know.

Super, thanks!

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How many bards gild the lapses of time!
A few of them have ever been the food
Of my delighted fancy,—I could brood
Over their beauties, earthly, or sublime . . .


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Jozan of Pelor
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posted November 11, 2001 10:26 AM     Profile for Jozan of Pelor   Email Jozan of Pelor     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Loud snoring can be heard from behind Jozan's door.

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"In Call of Cthulhu, the Evil Cult Leader is everybody's friend."


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-Lidda-
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posted November 12, 2001 01:36 AM     Profile for -Lidda-   Email -Lidda-     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Hey, Regdar, give me a hand.

Actually, give me a boot. I can't get this door open. I think you can apply force in a more effective way. I can't quite kick high enough to bust the latch.

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Lidda surprises...
... and kicks you in the junk before stealing your wallet!


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Regdar
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posted November 12, 2001 10:47 AM     Profile for Regdar   Email Regdar     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Here you go little sister. Boot to the door. There you go.

Make regdar proud.

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I'm not Iconic, I'm Ironic!
Regdars House of Ale and Whores


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Jozan of Pelor
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posted November 12, 2001 02:08 PM     Profile for Jozan of Pelor   Email Jozan of Pelor     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
The dressing room is in pristine condition, clean and white, with several images of Pelor upon the walls and shelves. A poster from the "Jozan LIVE--Pelor RULES!!" concert hangs directly across from the door. (Is that chest baring outfit really regulation clerical garb?)

Jozan himself lays sprawled on a couch. He is lying on his back, his entire head shrouded by an open copy of "Paladin Women of Pelor" magazine. He snorts a bit at the noise of the door being busted open, then goes back to snoring. Loudly.

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"In Call of Cthulhu, the Evil Cult Leader is everybody's friend."


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posted November 12, 2001 03:34 PM     Profile for Kazak   Email Kazak     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jozan of Pelor:
A poster from the "Jozan LIVE--Pelor RULES!!" concert hangs directly across from the door. (Is that chest baring outfit really regulation clerical garb?)

Kazak looks around the door and spots the poster. He shudders in horror.

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Kazak Dwarven Psion


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-Lidda-
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posted November 12, 2001 08:59 PM     Profile for -Lidda-   Email -Lidda-     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Lidda sneaks up on Jozan to give him a special Sneak Attack Wedgie. Its like a normal wedgie, except she does an extra 2d6 damage when she hooks the waistband over his forehead.

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Lidda surprises...
... and kicks you in the junk before stealing your wallet!


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Vadania
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posted November 13, 2001 03:46 PM     Profile for Vadania   Author's Homepage   Email Vadania     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Well, PC still hasn't updated this,


What does everyone think about us going back to town, finding room, and recharging our spells, etc. That way we will be rested up, and renewed ready to go when PC gets done creating a career for himself in the industry and pays attention to the important stuff. Us!

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Protector of Nature.


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Nebin
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posted November 13, 2001 08:15 PM     Profile for Nebin   Author's Homepage   Email Nebin     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I second that and while we're there we can go to the Adult club !

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President of Iconic Local 236


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Regdar
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posted November 14, 2001 08:14 AM     Profile for Regdar   Email Regdar     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Regdar winces from the girly cries of the Wedgied Jozan.

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I'm not Iconic, I'm Ironic!
Regdars House of Ale and Whores


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Mialee
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posted November 14, 2001 09:35 AM     Profile for Mialee   Author's Homepage   Email Mialee     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Regdar, I'm loving the face in your sig pic.

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"Ugh, a spider!"
~Mialee


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Ma'varkith
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posted November 14, 2001 01:11 PM     Profile for Ma'varkith   Email Ma'varkith     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Ma'varkith leans over to Mialee and grins.

Almost as priceless as THIS picture, hmmm?

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Ma'varkith
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posted November 14, 2001 01:14 PM     Profile for Ma'varkith   Email Ma'varkith     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
(double post)

[ November 14, 2001: Message edited by: Ma'varkith ]


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Regdar
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posted November 14, 2001 01:54 PM     Profile for Regdar   Email Regdar     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Bah how dare you women show that picture!! Now Regdar is angry. Don't think Regdar isn't an equal opportunity slayer now!

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I'm not Iconic, I'm Ironic!
Regdars House of Ale and Whores


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Ma'varkith
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posted November 14, 2001 05:11 PM     Profile for Ma'varkith   Email Ma'varkith     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Regdar, calm down! I didn't mean to send you into some Krusk-inspired rage. I've got something for you, as well...

Ma' quickly tosses an envelope labeled "blackmail" into a nearby garbage bin.

(under her breath) Besides, the looks on their faces are even BETTER than that cash offer...

Ma' wanders off in search of PirateCat..

[ November 14, 2001: Message edited by: Ma'varkith ]

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Regdar
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posted November 15, 2001 08:32 AM     Profile for Regdar   Email Regdar     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Bah, Docter Midnight, you are so dead!

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I'm not Iconic, I'm Ironic!
Regdars House of Ale and Whores


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Regdar
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posted November 21, 2001 09:00 AM     Profile for Regdar   Email Regdar     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Hmm the vault seems rather quite, has Regdar's fellow Iconics gone away, have they been scared by Mialee's big head?

Perhaps Regdar can use this free time for something else, it seems that Regdar's agent is also away. No one to bother Regdar here...

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I'm not Iconic, I'm Ironic!
Regdars House of Ale and Whores


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Ialdabode
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posted November 21, 2001 01:21 PM     Profile for Ialdabode   Email Ialdabode     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Ialdabode plane shifts in with a psionic puff of smoke

Relax, I'm not joining you all on your adventure. I'm just pointing something out you all missed in the foray into Jozan's inner sanctum:

quote:
Originally posted by Jozan of Pelor:
He is lying on his back, his entire head shrouded by an open copy of "Paladin Women of Pelor" magazine.

Perhaps my infinite knowledge of the multiverse is incorrect, but I seem to recall that Lust was one of the seven deadly sins. I've contacted the appropriate petitioners of Pelor to forward this infraction for immediate review. As of last update, Pelor would like Jozan to appear in his radiant court on Friday to stand trial on said infraction.

Jozan, consider yourself officially served. I must now return to my celestial office building. My lunch hour is almost up.

Ialdabode plane shifts out in a psionic puff of smoke

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I KNOW what you're thinking...


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