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Author Topic: Iconics Adventure 1.2: NeMoren's Vault marches on!
Regdar
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posted October 31, 2001 02:46 PM     Profile for Regdar   Email Regdar     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Regdar returns carrying a dark red and black robe which Regdar tosses to the ground, a long silver cylinder rolling out. Regdar then discards a brown robe Regdar was wearing and adjusts Regdars armor, after pulling Regdar's hair out of a weird pony tail.

A Jedi doesn't give to anger, must focus, small am I, I'm not Drizzt! Bah next time R A Salvator writes a Starwars supplement count Regdar out, there isn't even any ale on the set and the gold golems prattle on more then Jozan. Regdar shouldn't have skipped out on the CoC thing..

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I'm not Iconic, I'm Ironic!
Regdars House of Ale and Whores


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-Lidda-
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posted October 31, 2001 03:32 PM     Profile for -Lidda-   Email -Lidda-     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Lidda walks back to her mark with some degree of stiffness.
Don't need a stuntman, they say... It's easy, they say!
Dang it.
Well, I guess this beats the seasonal 'Santa's Elf' crap jobs that come up this time of year.
She rubs her sore backside
This'll teach me not to read the fine print on my contract.

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Lidda surprises...
... and kicks you in the junk before stealing your wallet!


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posted October 31, 2001 03:32 PM     Profile for Hennet-   Email Hennet-     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
oops

[ October 31, 2001: Message edited by: Hennet- ]


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posted October 31, 2001 03:35 PM     Profile for Hennet-   Email Hennet-     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Hennet, slathered in shoggoth goo, walks into the scene unsteadily.

"A few hours? Jozan has me partially digested by star spawn and I'm due back on the set in a couple of hours? I've got to shower and do a lot of polishing before this next...hey! Devis, good to see you--that is a really sharp robe. Er...glancing down at the puddle of slime he's creating, Hennet sweeps his ichor-gelled hair out of his face and shoots forth a boyish grin..I'm going to go clean up. Be right back!"

running to his trailer "Oh, you and Alhandra were right--after some reflection (and cosmic horror) that whole diabolism thing no longer seems like such a good idea."

[ October 31, 2001: Message edited by: Hennet- ]

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posted November 01, 2001 08:43 AM     Profile for Hennet-   Email Hennet-     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
[In Hennet's trailer] Hennet's mind wanders as he tries to work the dhole stains out his leather pants. He looks into the mirror.

Why don't I ever get to be the virgin?


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Ma'varkith
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posted November 01, 2001 11:37 AM     Profile for Ma'varkith   Email Ma'varkith     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
A dark sunglasses-wearing Ma'varkith arrives on the set, followed by a handful of photographers and paper and pen-waving fans. She pauses to sigh a few autographs and pose for pictures before gesturing to an obese Half-Orc in a security uniform.

The Half-Orc jumps to his feet. Snatching up a clipboard, he scans it intently, eying the photographers with distain.

"Youse pepper-yahtzee clowns can't come in here! Mister Pirate-Cat has got a big production goin' on and the stars need youse clowns to clear out."

The photographers, undaunted, continue snapping pictures. An instant later, years of pent up frustration over a dead-end job, a wife with a taste for shoes beyond his means to provide, and nine Orclings is unleashed in a beautiful display of Rage and carnage. Photographers and fans alike fleeing down the hall, the guard returns to his coffee and newspaper.

"Thanks, uh..." Ma' looks down at the guard's badge, "Chip. You're beautiful, kid."

Mister 5 Charisma blushes for a moment, as Ma'varkith weaves through crew and cast members to her trailor.

Peering over the top of her sunglasses, she gazes upon her fellow actors with surprise.

"Wow. You guys really got THE SHAFT!"

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Mialee
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posted November 01, 2001 12:27 PM     Profile for Mialee   Author's Homepage   Email Mialee     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"WHAT IS THIS???

The room goes silent as everyone listens to the din coming from Mialee's trailer

"WIRE HANGERS!! WHY ARE THERE WIRE HANGERS IN MY CLOSET? I PAY YOU DAMNABLE HALFLING KIDS A SILVER PIECE A DAY TO MAINTAIN MY TRAILER! I DON'T THINK I SHOULD HAVE TO SPECIFICALLY PROHIBIT WIRE HANGERS! I'M A BUSY ELF! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO COACH YOU IN THE WAYS OF PROPERLY HANGING CLOTHING! IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING:

NO!"
*thwap*, high-pitched squeal
"WIRE!!"
*thwap*, high-pitched squeal
"HANGERS!!!"
*thwap!*

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"Ugh, a spider!"
~Mialee


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Hennet-
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posted November 01, 2001 01:39 PM     Profile for Hennet-   Email Hennet-     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mialee:

NO!"
*thwap*, high-pitched squeal
"WIRE!!"
*thwap*, high-pitched squeal
"HANGERS!!!"
*thwap!*

If she says, "Krustina, get me the axe," I am out-of-here.


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Kazak
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posted November 01, 2001 03:13 PM     Profile for Kazak   Email Kazak     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
A limo pulls up on set, and Kazak steps out. He pulls off a few gold chains from round his neck, dumping them back in the limo.

"Hey, sure, tell Gwen that a duet could work. Have her ring me. Yeah, sure. Bye."

He folds up his mobile and places it back in the limo.

"Right lads and lasses, where were we?"

quote:
Originally posted by Ma'varkith:
[QBThe photographers, undaunted, continue snapping pictures. An instant later, years of pent up frustration over a dead-end job, a wife with a taste for shoes beyond his means to provide, and nine Orclings is unleashed in a beautiful display of Rage and carnage. Photographers and fans alike fleeing down the hall, the guard returns to his coffee and newspaper.

"Thanks, uh..." Ma' looks down at the guard's badge, "Chip. You're beautiful, kid."[/QB]


"Wow, were do you get security like that Ma? Hey, Chip, if you're ever looking for another gig give me a ring."

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Kazak Dwarven Psion


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Vadania
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posted November 01, 2001 03:16 PM     Profile for Vadania   Author's Homepage   Email Vadania     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
*Vadania returns picking grass from her hair and buttoning up her top.*

Well, that was certainly an interesting studio session. I certainly didn't expect that to happen. You were right before, those WOTC artists are perverts.

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Protector of Nature.


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posted November 01, 2001 06:13 PM     Profile for -Lidda-   Email -Lidda-     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
They want shots of you and a 'animal companion,' Vad?

Sickos.

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Lidda surprises...
... and kicks you in the junk before stealing your wallet!


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posted November 01, 2001 06:31 PM     Profile for Krusk the Half-Orc   Email Krusk the Half-Orc     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
They want shots of you and a 'animal companion,' Vad?

Don't make me come over there and Rage on you!

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-Lidda-
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posted November 02, 2001 03:29 AM     Profile for -Lidda-   Email -Lidda-     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Krusk, I respect you as an actor. Right now, that's the only thing that's keeping me from kicking your arse!

I just spent two days in a sailor schoolgirl outfit and heavy make up, being beset by tentacled beasts of the netherworld, and I'm in a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad mood.

I need a hug.

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Lidda surprises...
... and kicks you in the junk before stealing your wallet!


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posted November 02, 2001 04:38 AM     Profile for Vadania   Author's Homepage   Email Vadania     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
*Vadania hugs Lidda.*

There, there, in time you will forget and everything will be ok.

[ November 02, 2001: Message edited by: Vadania ]

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Protector of Nature.


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Regdar
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posted November 02, 2001 12:10 PM     Profile for Regdar   Email Regdar     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Bah.. imagine having a two foot, green puppet talking to you over and over and over in the worst murder of language. Angered Regdar to no end, then he tells Regdar to calm down...

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I'm not Iconic, I'm Ironic!
Regdars House of Ale and Whores


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posted November 02, 2001 01:00 PM     Profile for Nebin   Author's Homepage   Email Nebin     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Nebin storms in talking on his cell phone and yells at the other Iconics.

Ok people I organize a union and nobody shows up ! I got problems with Local 122(FR) their prez Elminster is being a Prima Donna and now the Star Wars bunch needs representation ! Can't a Gnome get a break ?

You know all your problems would be handled if you would just let your shop steward know about them !

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posted November 02, 2001 02:31 PM     Profile for Galfridus   Email Galfridus     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Vadania:
*Vadania hugs Lidda.*

(*click*)

Satisfied, the WotC photographer calls it a day.


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Ma'varkith
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posted November 02, 2001 03:53 PM     Profile for Ma'varkith   Email Ma'varkith     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Ma' wags a finger at the photographer.

"No photos on the set. You know the rules. Chip?"

The hulking Half-Orc trundles over. He notices that there is yet another camera on the set, and after a few moments, processes this thought.

A wicked gleam enters his eye and a wide grin spreads across his face as he draws his nightstick


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Kazak
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posted November 02, 2001 07:13 PM     Profile for Kazak   Email Kazak     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ma'varkith:
Ma' wags a finger at the photographer.

"No photos on the set. You know the rules. Chip?"

The hulking Half-Orc trundles over. He notices that there is yet another camera on the set, and after a few moments, processes this thought.

A wicked gleam enters his eye and a wide grin spreads across his face as he draws his nightstick


"Love this guy. A genius at his work. Where did ye find him Ma?"

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Kazak Dwarven Psion


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Naull the Wizard
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posted November 02, 2001 11:27 PM     Profile for Naull the Wizard   Email Naull the Wizard     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Lidda, I tried to add a "No Hentai," clause to my contract but they wouldn't go for it, I did get this cell phone with 1,000 free weekend minutes. At least you all don't have to suffer through the whole "Asian," fetish. Imagine my surprise when I show for the shoot and they have a bunch of ropes and some guy screaming Bukkake...

[ November 02, 2001: Message edited by: Naull the Wizard ]

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Jozan of Pelor
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posted November 04, 2001 08:49 AM     Profile for Jozan of Pelor   Email Jozan of Pelor     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
The door of Jozan's dressing room bursts open, and the cleric himself steps out looking fresh as a ray of Pelor's sunshine.

He grins and waves at everyone, his broad and confident smile saying 'All is well, I am here, we can resume our adventure immediatly.'

A telegram suddenly materializes in his hand. Jozan humphs and looks it over, then tears it open and reads.

"Must.. finish.. writing..STOP Must.. finish.. editing..STOP Piratecat"

Jozan's grin vanishes. He throws his arms up into the air. His voice is laced with disgust. "By Pelor's Firey Fanny, you'd think this boy had a real life or something!!"

He crumples up the telegram and tosses it onto the ground, then whirls and storms back into his dressing room. The door slams shut behind him.

[ November 04, 2001: Message edited by: Jozan of Pelor ]

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posted November 04, 2001 07:48 PM     Profile for -Rorworr   Email -Rorworr     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
A large Hairy humanoid bounds onto the set wearing a T-shirt that reads Jozan's #1 Fan ! on it and looks around. When he doesn't see Jozan anywhere he thrusts what appears to be a autograph book & pen toward Vadania and Lidda with sad eye's.

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Grr worf grror



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posted November 05, 2001 02:25 AM     Profile for -Lidda-   Email -Lidda-     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Lidda sighs and takes out a tube of lipstick. She slathers some on her lips and makes a lipprint on a pafe of the autograph book and signs her name underneath. She then picks up the crumpled telegram and reads out loud.

"Must.. finish.. writing..STOP Must.. finish.. editing..STOP Piratecat"

We need to stop Piratecat! He's forcing some poor soul to write and edit without ceasing! That fiend!!! I knew he was a craven poltroon, but this is lower than low!

We need to STOP PIRATECAT!!!

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Lidda surprises...
... and kicks you in the junk before stealing your wallet!


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Ma'varkith
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posted November 05, 2001 11:15 AM     Profile for Ma'varkith   Email Ma'varkith     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"Well, Kazak, he's been working security for this sort of gig ever since Half-Orcs and Barbarians got dropped from the game - the guy doesn't know anything else, so what's he gonna do? And now that Wizards has brought them back, he's only a couple years shy of his pension, so you KNOW he's not going to give THAT up to crawl around a dungeon or fight a Troll, right?"

Ma'varkith gestures at Chip and smiles.

"So, I bring the big lug donuts and coffee now and then and sometimes we go out and have a smoke on breaks from shooting. Good guy - I've been building up a rapport with him and am trying to encourage him to get back into a carreer in adventuring."

She beams and leans in close to the Dwarf, her voice a whisper.

"And when I get to sixth level, he's ALL MINE...

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Jozan of Pelor
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posted November 05, 2001 03:37 PM     Profile for Jozan of Pelor   Email Jozan of Pelor     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
"A fan?!!"

Jozan's dressing room door crakcs open and Jozan's head pops out into the hallway. His wide and slightly smug grin freezes into panic as he gets a look at the huge, fanged, hairy creature. "Uuhhh...Jozan's over there!" he squeeks, gesturing toward where Regdar is still removing his Jedi gear. The his head dissapears and the door slams shut once again.

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