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    Yesterday, 12:52 AM
    Chapter 311 Bredan reached for his sword, but in his dazed state he couldn’t quite concentrate enough to summon it to his grasp. There was another hiss, familiar even to his addled senses, then an eruption of light and sound that momentarily blinded him. He blinked furiously as he struggled to get up, aware that death still stalked him, but his battered limbs still failed to obey his...
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    Friday, 21st June, 2019, 07:45 PM
    Chapter 310 Darkness enfolded Bredan, so suddenly that for a moment he thought that the mummy’s strike must have connected and knocked him senseless. But then he realized that he was still aware, could still feel his body. He could hear movement around him and smell the stale rot that emanated from the creature. But he was still frozen in place, helpless to do anything but wait for the blow...
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    Thursday, 20th June, 2019, 01:01 AM
    Chapter 309 Bredan could not remember ever feeling a pain like that which the mummy guardian had inflicted upon him. Every bit of his body felt like it was dying, and every muscle and organ and bit of skin was telling him that it was over, that he could do nothing more than collapse and accept the inevitable. But Bredan had never been one to meekly accept his fate. A strangled, almost...
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    Tuesday, 18th June, 2019, 12:51 AM
    Chapter 308 There was no time to react as the naga seized Kosk from behind, its long fangs driving deep into his body. The others could see the dwarf’s face twist in pain as its jaws locked onto his chest, lifting him off his feet to dangle helplessly in the air. “No!” Glori yelled, but the naga just flicked its head almost casually to the side, hurling the limp form of Kosk to the floor...
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    Friday, 14th June, 2019, 07:48 PM
    We're coming up fast on the end of the story (10 more posts after this one). This arc will be concluded, but I couldn't resist ending on a cliffhanger. I could have easily continued into Book 12, but it's been over two years already since I started writing this story and it's time to move on to other stuff. But first, another cliffhanger... * * * Chapter 307 When Bredan first stirred...
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    Thursday, 13th June, 2019, 12:48 AM
    This whole week is Cliffhanger Week. :) * * * Chapter 306 Glori thought she could hear a mocking laugh from the naga as it darted back into cover, another arrow from Rodan’s bow shattering on the stone as it came just an instant too late. The tiefling scout rushed forward toward the fallen sorceress, reaching her just a second before the bard. Glori strummed her lyre frantically to...
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    Tuesday, 11th June, 2019, 01:57 AM
    Chapter 305 The five adventurers were well accustomed to facing horrible creatures and none of them so much as flinched as the skeletal apes rushed toward them. For all that they were lacking muscles they were fast, and they reached the edge of the map mural within seconds of receiving the command to attack from their serpentine master. But the companions were ready for them, and even as...
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    Friday, 7th June, 2019, 06:04 PM
    Chapter 304 Rodan leaned over and peered through the open gate into the broad courtyard where they had fought the chuuls the night before. The sky beyond the vast domed building had just begun to brighten, leaving the open space in a shadowed gloom. But there was enough light to reveal the corpse of the creature they had slain, a lonely mound lying on the path between the two silent pools. ...
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    Thursday, 6th June, 2019, 12:54 AM
    Long post today, many secrets revealed... * * * Chapter 303 Bredan glanced aside to confirm that the others could see what he was seeing. His view of Kalasien was blocked by Kavek, but the nervous look on the sailor’s face was sufficient confirmation. “I have come,” Bredan said. “What do you want from me?”
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    Tuesday, 4th June, 2019, 01:49 AM
    Chapter 302 The stairs seemed to on forever, and Bredan was starting to wonder if they were caught in some sort of loop, an illusion or other magical snare that compelled them to keep on trudging upward for an eternity. Between the initial collapse that had deposited them here and the subsequent stairs down he knew that they were deep underground, but it seemed to him that they should reach...
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    Saturday, 1st June, 2019, 12:46 AM
    Hi got it in Li Syval as a potential gift for Glori, but hadn't yet had the courage to give it to her (this particular ring has the same significance in this world that it would in ours). * * * Chapter 301 Quellan sat alone on a slab bench in the small stone room. An alcove that might have been part of hearth at one point was in front of him, while to the side a window that hadn’t held...
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    Thursday, 30th May, 2019, 01:06 AM
    Chapter 300 “Behind us!” Rodan yelled, in case any of them had somehow missed the fact that they were now flanked. Kosk changed course in mid-stride, turning to engage the second creature as it rose up out of the pool. He tried to damage one of its lower legs with his staff, but the thing shifted at the last instant and the weapon bounced harmlessly off its body. He tried to follow up...
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    Monday, 27th May, 2019, 09:12 PM
    Chapter 299 The street remained straight and unobstructed as they made their way further into the interior of the abandoned city. They passed buildings made of granite blocks with facings of marble or sandstone, any of which would have been considered a palace back in Arresh. The facades of those structures showed some signs of decay, with cracks in the surface stone, or tiles that had...
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Thursday, 18th April, 2019

  • 07:31 AM - carborundum quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    They're still just shy of 9th level, so no commune yet... Ah, they seem stronger :-) I'm looking forward to your description of the divination though. Hope it helps! And a pteranodon? Awesome! Lost Valley time! :-D

Tuesday, 9th October, 2018

  • 06:16 AM - Neurotic quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    Just a heads-up to my readers that I will be putting Forgotten Lore on hiatus during November, during National Novel Writing Month. I am well ahead in the story at the moment, but I won't have time to dedicate to editing posts while working on my 50,000 word goal. This is my eighth consecutive year participating in NaNoWriMo. It's a great mechanism for would-be writers to motivate themselves to sit down at the computer and put words on the page. It doesn't matter if the output is rough, it's the practice that counts. Can we read what you've written? Or you polished and published it? Given your normal output, it hardly seems like you need that training :)

Thursday, 21st June, 2018

  • 06:13 AM - carborundum quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    Just a quick note that I will be doing some traveling starting at the end of next week. The story will be on hiatus for a few weeks during that time. As long as you don't leave it on a cliffhanger ;)

Tuesday, 29th May, 2018

  • 06:58 AM - Neurotic quoted Lazybones in post The Doomed Bastards: Reckoning (story complete)
    Thanks for the bump! All of my stuff is available in a variety of formats on my Smashwords page. Given you post rate here, I'm not at all surprised that you have whole library worth of books there. Some authors don't make that many in the life time.

Friday, 30th March, 2018

  • 12:43 PM - SolitonMan quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    Just a few more posts left in book 6. The good news is that I've started on book 7 and will continue posting the story here as long as folks are still reading it. Thanks Lazybones! I've really been enjoying this story hour a lot. I often wonder how many readers have a basically unlimited appetite for this sort of thing. I know I do. I read an entry and I'm ready for more immediately. If there were 100 entries, I'd be ready for the 101st as soon as #100 was done. I've read several of the story hours on ENWorld multiple times, including the Doomed Bastards (SO much fun!). As long as you have story to tell, I'll be an eager reader.

Friday, 16th March, 2018

  • 11:41 PM - carborundum quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    The items dipped into the arcane font gained the properties of a +1 weapon/shield Kosk too? :-D I wonder how Kurok's going to get in through all those sealed passages (and maybe the skull)

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Tuesday, 28th November, 2017

  • 01:39 PM - SolitonMan quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    I finished my novel! This year's my seventh time participating in NaNoWriMo. I have a quick writing pace normally, but NaNoWriMo requires an average of 1,666 words/day, which means no taking days off. :) I've already resumed writing Forgotten Lore, and I'll have updates for you again starting Friday. Great news! Congratulations, that's a lot of work! And thanks! I'm looking forward to reading more Forgotten Lore! :)

Thursday, 21st September, 2017

  • 02:57 PM - carborundum quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    Chapter 87 “I am not interested in your regard,” Kurok said. “I will have your decision.” He shifted, only slightly, but there was a clear threat in it. That's an intimidating hobgoblin :)

Wednesday, 22nd February, 2017

  • 11:34 PM - Quartz quoted Lazybones in post The Doomed Bastards: Reckoning (story complete)
    I’m not sure if any of my old readers are still around, but I bought the 5e core books and I’ve been working on a new story to build around the new ruleset. I’ll probably start posting sometime in early March. Squee!!

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