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    Thursday, 11th July, 2019, 12:59 AM
    Glad you enjoyed it. It's a lot quieter here now than back when I was posting my earlier stories, but I enjoy getting the feedback of regular readers. These stories have always been a fun way of familiarizing myself with new editions of D&D.
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    Tuesday, 9th July, 2019, 01:03 AM
    Well, there it is. Another story finished. As always, it ended up longer and more complicated than I planned when I started (over 400,000 words altogether!). Obviously, I could have kept it going past this final cliffhanger, but I’ve been writing this story for almost two years and this felt like a good place to leave our heroes, with one quest finished and another about to begin. I had toyed...
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    Tuesday, 9th July, 2019, 01:00 AM
    Chapter 317 A sharp wind blew over the ledge where Bredan sat, his back to the reassuring bulk of the stone wall that rose up high above him. The wind was bitingly cold, but he barely felt it. His gaze traveled over the city that stretched out below him. Severon hadn’t changed in his absence; a sea of people still went about their daily lives, ignorant for the most part of the events that...
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    Saturday, 6th July, 2019, 04:38 AM
    That would actually have been a cool twist! Wish I'd thought of it! :) * * * Chapter 316 Bredan’s awareness returned within a sea of blackness. He had no sense of his body, or anything else; he was just a disembodied presence within the black. He felt a momentary surge of panic, but without arms or legs to move or a heart to pound in his chest the sensation quickly faded.
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    Thursday, 4th July, 2019, 01:11 AM
    Chapter 315 Glori’s struggles to breathe eased as she began to lose consciousness. Desperate, Quellan channeled a trickle of divine power into her—all he could do, with his higher-order magic fully depleted. The spare the dying cantrip worked, stabilizing her, and her breathing eased as he let out a sigh of relief. He looked over at Rodan, who was tending to Xeeta. “How is she?” he...
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    Tuesday, 2nd July, 2019, 12:55 AM
    Chapter 314 The bright glow shining from Quellan’s shield drove back the shadows as the companions made their way down from the stairs into the underground vault. “Over there,” Glori said, gesturing toward the glowing arch off to the side of the room. They could all see it clearly, as it was full of a shimmering field of wavering light that appeared to completely block further passage. ...
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    Friday, 28th June, 2019, 07:08 PM
    Chapter 313 Bredan and Kurok made their way slowly up the stairs. Bredan was having some difficulty. He was exhausted and battered, his stamina flagging, but he tried not to let it show to his dubious companion. The other merely adjusted his pace to match Bredan’s. The hobgoblin was a cipher. He failed to live up to any of the stereotypes that Bredan had heard about his race, or the other...
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    Thursday, 27th June, 2019, 12:58 AM
    Chapter 312 Glori let out a sigh of relief as Quellan completed his prayer of healing. She’d suspected that she’d had a minor concussion from having her head slammed to the marble floor. Kosk had managed to save her from herself; she knew that she never would have forgiven herself if she’d stabbed Quellan. Even though she’d been under the mental control of the naga at the time, she always...
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    Tuesday, 25th June, 2019, 12:52 AM
    Chapter 311 Bredan reached for his sword, but in his dazed state he couldn’t quite concentrate enough to summon it to his grasp. There was another hiss, familiar even to his addled senses, then an eruption of light and sound that momentarily blinded him. He blinked furiously as he struggled to get up, aware that death still stalked him, but his battered limbs still failed to obey his...
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    Friday, 21st June, 2019, 07:45 PM
    Chapter 310 Darkness enfolded Bredan, so suddenly that for a moment he thought that the mummy’s strike must have connected and knocked him senseless. But then he realized that he was still aware, could still feel his body. He could hear movement around him and smell the stale rot that emanated from the creature. But he was still frozen in place, helpless to do anything but wait for the blow...
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    Thursday, 20th June, 2019, 01:01 AM
    Chapter 309 Bredan could not remember ever feeling a pain like that which the mummy guardian had inflicted upon him. Every bit of his body felt like it was dying, and every muscle and organ and bit of skin was telling him that it was over, that he could do nothing more than collapse and accept the inevitable. But Bredan had never been one to meekly accept his fate. A strangled, almost...
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    Tuesday, 18th June, 2019, 12:51 AM
    Chapter 308 There was no time to react as the naga seized Kosk from behind, its long fangs driving deep into his body. The others could see the dwarf’s face twist in pain as its jaws locked onto his chest, lifting him off his feet to dangle helplessly in the air. “No!” Glori yelled, but the naga just flicked its head almost casually to the side, hurling the limp form of Kosk to the floor...
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Thursday, 11th July, 2019

  • 06:07 AM - Neurotic quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    These stories have always been a fun way of familiarizing myself with new editions of D&D. Yes, it is quieter. Maybe you could familiarize yourself with PF 2? ;)

Thursday, 18th April, 2019

  • 07:31 AM - carborundum quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    They're still just shy of 9th level, so no commune yet... Ah, they seem stronger :-) I'm looking forward to your description of the divination though. Hope it helps! And a pteranodon? Awesome! Lost Valley time! :-D

Tuesday, 9th October, 2018

  • 06:16 AM - Neurotic quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    Just a heads-up to my readers that I will be putting Forgotten Lore on hiatus during November, during National Novel Writing Month. I am well ahead in the story at the moment, but I won't have time to dedicate to editing posts while working on my 50,000 word goal. This is my eighth consecutive year participating in NaNoWriMo. It's a great mechanism for would-be writers to motivate themselves to sit down at the computer and put words on the page. It doesn't matter if the output is rough, it's the practice that counts. Can we read what you've written? Or you polished and published it? Given your normal output, it hardly seems like you need that training :)

Thursday, 21st June, 2018

  • 06:13 AM - carborundum quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    Just a quick note that I will be doing some traveling starting at the end of next week. The story will be on hiatus for a few weeks during that time. As long as you don't leave it on a cliffhanger ;)

Tuesday, 29th May, 2018

  • 06:58 AM - Neurotic quoted Lazybones in post The Doomed Bastards: Reckoning (story complete)
    Thanks for the bump! All of my stuff is available in a variety of formats on my Smashwords page. Given you post rate here, I'm not at all surprised that you have whole library worth of books there. Some authors don't make that many in the life time.

Friday, 30th March, 2018

  • 12:43 PM - SolitonMan quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    Just a few more posts left in book 6. The good news is that I've started on book 7 and will continue posting the story here as long as folks are still reading it. Thanks Lazybones! I've really been enjoying this story hour a lot. I often wonder how many readers have a basically unlimited appetite for this sort of thing. I know I do. I read an entry and I'm ready for more immediately. If there were 100 entries, I'd be ready for the 101st as soon as #100 was done. I've read several of the story hours on ENWorld multiple times, including the Doomed Bastards (SO much fun!). As long as you have story to tell, I'll be an eager reader.

Friday, 16th March, 2018

  • 11:41 PM - carborundum quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    The items dipped into the arcane font gained the properties of a +1 weapon/shield Kosk too? :-D I wonder how Kurok's going to get in through all those sealed passages (and maybe the skull)

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Tuesday, 28th November, 2017

  • 01:39 PM - SolitonMan quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    I finished my novel! This year's my seventh time participating in NaNoWriMo. I have a quick writing pace normally, but NaNoWriMo requires an average of 1,666 words/day, which means no taking days off. :) I've already resumed writing Forgotten Lore, and I'll have updates for you again starting Friday. Great news! Congratulations, that's a lot of work! And thanks! I'm looking forward to reading more Forgotten Lore! :)

Thursday, 21st September, 2017

  • 02:57 PM - carborundum quoted Lazybones in post Forgotten Lore (Updated M-W-F)
    Chapter 87 “I am not interested in your regard,” Kurok said. “I will have your decision.” He shifted, only slightly, but there was a clear threat in it. That's an intimidating hobgoblin :)

Wednesday, 22nd February, 2017

  • 11:34 PM - Quartz quoted Lazybones in post The Doomed Bastards: Reckoning (story complete)
    I’m not sure if any of my old readers are still around, but I bought the 5e core books and I’ve been working on a new story to build around the new ruleset. I’ll probably start posting sometime in early March. Squee!!

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