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  1. uh, like, Wow!!

    uh, like, Wow!!
  2. You take care of real life. I will still be here.

    You take care of real life. I will still be here.
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    *growl gurgle growl* Quinn is reminded of the...

    *growl gurgle growl*

    Quinn is reminded of the need for nourishment as his body reminds him rather verbosely. His mouth remains silent for the moment - although his body does not remain silent.
  4. neutered or spaded?

    neutered or spaded?
  5. Well, Circus Maximus was being super spammed at...

    Well, Circus Maximus was being super spammed at the same time as us, so I think the EnWorld down time might have something about that. The bots were kept at bay for quite a while now and then they...
  6. who are you?

    who are you?
  7. I am being naughty. I just put a pinch of catnip...

    I am being naughty. I just put a pinch of catnip in the cat's food.
  8. gerrrrrr! :mad::mad::mad:

    gerrrrrr! :mad::mad::mad:
  9. three lefts around a square block will make a...

    three lefts around a square block will make a right too.
  10. lick dribble on Little China.

    lick dribble on Little China.
  11. Terry Pratchett May decry pledgerism from the...

    Terry Pratchett May decry pledgerism from the Shannarah Chronicles.
  12. OMG! Dude, that was one of the many things I...

    OMG! Dude, that was one of the many things I battled in 2011! I still have the trach scar when I was on a ventilator!!

    that is pneumonia bacterium in both lungs. It is so bad because of just how...
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    "I think so. We need to get supplies anyway."

    "I think so. We need to get supplies anyway."
  14. I spent christmas 2011 and the susequent new...

    I spent christmas 2011 and the susequent new years in on of those clinics.
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    yes, we sure know about that bug. what troubles...

    yes, we sure know about that bug. what troubles me is the room next to the rooks labeled eggs. I don't think those are chicken eggs.
  16. Wow, I am glad (?) for you.

    Wow, I am glad (?) for you.
  17. how hard did you get slapped?

    how hard did you get slapped?
  18. https://media1.tenor.com/images/df6b0f38999ad8564a...

    https://media1.tenor.com/images/df6b0f38999ad8564ae49e3394b09836/tenor.gif?itemid=7229293
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    so the tooth fairy is the high master general of...

    so the tooth fairy is the high master general of the dental Illuminati?
  20. I don't question something you lost a long time...

    I don't question something you lost a long time ago.
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    did you notice the dwarf in panel 7 at the far...

    did you notice the dwarf in panel 7 at the far right drooling there?
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    yeah, but they still can't take the sky from me.

    yeah, but they still can't take the sky from me.
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    did you notice the dwarf in panel 7 at the far...

    did you notice the dwarf in panel 7 at the far right drooling there? oops, wrong thread.
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    He sounds like he needs a visit from the state...

    He sounds like he needs a visit from the state medical board.
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    when I was 10, I had 6 fillings without Novocain....

    when I was 10, I had 6 fillings without Novocain. I also walked in to the ER in 2011 at the age of 48 with full on septic shock that had the docs put me in an induced coma for 6 weeks. one filling is...
  26. He must be swamped with work or on vacation.

    He must be swamped with work or on vacation.
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    "Caerth, perhaps we should keep our present ...

    "Caerth, perhaps we should keep our present promise to Hornauer, get supplies for an extended trip below and return in stealth."
  28. i am glad to hear this!

    i am glad to hear this!
  29. did you get your breaks fixed?

    did you get your breaks fixed?
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    I have not seen or heard from Artur Hawkwing in...

    I have not seen or heard from Artur Hawkwing in such a long time, I don't think he is on these forums any more. In fact, I just tried to do a mention of him and Morrus was placed instead. His account...
  31. you need to fix your breaks NOW ! The next sound...

    you need to fix your breaks NOW ! The next sound will be your breaks giving out on you. as in NO BREAKS. This is not a joke.
  32. what is wrong with coyote code? I can't get it to...

    what is wrong with coyote code? I can't get it to roll.
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    "Malotoch .. .. .. Malotoch .. .. .. Malotoch.",...

    "Malotoch .. .. .. Malotoch .. .. .. Malotoch.", Quinn repeats the name softly with a contemplative look.

    Knowledge: Religion [basic 10 information, +1 Int] (rolled a 6)

    "I have never heard of...
  34. I have mocking birds all around my area, I wish...

    I have mocking birds all around my area, I wish my cat would start eating them.
  35. Thread: OotS 1166

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    I have a feeling he ain't done yet, he might have...

    I have a feeling he ain't done yet, he might have a cutting remark still in hand .. .. ..
  36. shhh, I'm sleeping.

    shhh, I'm sleeping.
  37. yeah, I had a tripple visit to the VA back in...

    yeah, I had a tripple visit to the VA back in March and April. Had o think hard.
  38. I once had a copy of the flag code, but even...

    I once had a copy of the flag code, but even without it, I know, I KNOW, dragging it in the dirt is wrong.

    found this:

    https://www.legion.org/documents/legion/pdf/flagcode_07.pdf
  39. I would like to try and continue. I know I just...

    I would like to try and continue. I know I just had a bout of surgery in April, but I would like to try regardless.
  40. that is because the position of the 'f' layer of...

    that is because the position of the 'f' layer of the ionosphere is higher in altitude at night and a.m. radio transmissions travel farther.
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    http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SBue1DuCyc...

    http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SBue1DuCyc&list=RDNlMT-oEIQuo&index=27
  42. I have seen plenty of barn owls in rural Missouri...

    I have seen plenty of barn owls in rural Missouri when coming home late at night.
  43. ew! TMI

    ew! TMI
  44. Thing of it is, I saw the money coming in, but...

    Thing of it is, I saw the money coming in, but shouldn't have. I saved it and am ready to give it back. I would rather not have the temptation to spend it.
  45. Well, problem is, I no longer get social security.

    Well, problem is, I no longer get social security.
  46. naw. I will be honorable and send it to them in a...

    naw. I will be honorable and send it to them in a check.
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    OOTS 1164 - Replication Cisis

    http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1164.html

    for your reading pleasure.
  48. The social security over paid me for 5 months....

    The social security over paid me for 5 months. now I get to pay them back. good hing I didn't spend a dime of that money
  49. My brother-in-law had the battery eating mimic...

    My brother-in-law had the battery eating mimic problem years back.

    We showered it with fireballs.

    turned out to be bad diode in the alternator.
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    as to being dwarvin, I see a pretty good beard on...

    as to being dwarvin, I see a pretty good beard on him and as to the weapon, it could be spiritual weapon. I agree with the op speculation of him being a celestial
  51. there is a witch amongst them and the pig is the...

    there is a witch amongst them and the pig is the familiar.

    Simple.
  52. At first I was thinking it would be like matter...

    At first I was thinking it would be like matter and anti matter [electron - positron reaction] but i think it would be more like sodium and water and rip a hole in space time creating a rift between...
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    Nashville is wet. we are above average for rain,...

    Nashville is wet. we are above average for rain, just thankfully not flooding.
  54. I remember that show.

    I remember that show.
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    only California. Hey, where abouts in LA are...

    only California.

    Hey, where abouts in LA are you? I last lived as a kid in Santa Monica. Was stationed at George AFB.
  56. the dirty rat got sacked, huh?

    the dirty rat got sacked, huh?
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    Star Wars Day

    May the fourth be with you!
  58. I am meeting her later . . . . . and she and I...

    I am meeting her later . . . . . and she and I are very close to the same age.
  59. I was in the parlor with miss Scarlet who is fine...

    I was in the parlor with miss Scarlet who is fine and divine.
  60. is that your coolant reservoir and it is missing...

    is that your coolant reservoir and it is missing a hose?
  61. flank steak, actually

    flank steak, actually
  62. the yelling was from the doctors to me. in...

    the yelling was from the doctors to me.

    in other news .. .. ..

    106110

    got something done today!
  63. I can do as much as I can stand pain-wise *...

    I can do as much as I can stand pain-wise * EXCEPT! * lifting is at a maximum of 10 lbs
  64. first day last night that I walked a mile after...

    first day last night that I walked a mile after work since the surgery. I felt it today at work.
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    No, Thank YOU!

    No, Thank YOU!
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    Holy schneikies! WOW!!

    Holy schneikies! WOW!!
  67. That is what ALL the war criminals claim.

    That is what ALL the war criminals claim.
  68. that was cool!

    that was cool!
  69. first of all, rome is what you do when wandering...

    first of all, rome is what you do when wandering aimlessly, and second of all, Georgia is located near turkey and the black sea. see attached pic.

    105964
  70. many states have a Paris, well heck your...

    many states have a Paris, well heck your neighbor, Tennessee, has a Paris, as does Missouri. But I refer to the Paris in France, and not the Notre Dam in Indiana.
  71. sorry, but this is not texas.

    sorry, but this is not texas.
  72. last heard he was in the bell tower

    last heard he was in the bell tower
  73. Notre Dame in france.

    Notre Dame in france.
  74. Do you have Netflix? I just watched it a couple...

    Do you have Netflix? I just watched it a couple hours ago
  75. I forgot to respond to this, but I actually did...

    I forgot to respond to this, but I actually did ask about this .. .. .. .. ..they discontinued this program 2 years ago.
  76. Over the last several weeks I have been going...

    Over the last several weeks I have been going through James bond and Indiana Jones.
  77. its raining .. .. .. again I am out of the...

    its raining .. .. .. again

    I am out of the hospital .. .. .. .. still ! ! !
  78. Wow. I am tired from today's activities, but all...

    Wow. I am tired from today's activities, but all that you do as a manger i in training makes me exhausted.
  79. just got out of the hospital .. .. .. again.

    just got out of the hospital .. .. .. again.
  80. nope, not for over a month. Oh, by the way, I...

    nope, not for over a month.

    Oh, by the way, I am sending you some thunderstorms right now.
  81. puked again last night. just trying to re-hydrate...

    puked again last night. just trying to re-hydrate with small sips of water.
  82. TMI. by the way, there are pumps for "genitalia...

    TMI. by the way, there are pumps for "genitalia enhancement."







    and brain bleach
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    2 cellos

    2 cellos
  84. just got home from a 3 day stay in the VA.

    just got home from a 3 day stay in the VA.
  85. I almost openly wept.

    I almost openly wept.
  86. So. Once more unto the breach dear friends. Just...

    So. Once more unto the breach dear friends. Just got home from the VA ER. No infection, but according to all of my clues, I did not waste anyone's time despite being a false alarm.
  87. if not for the gutter, our minds would be...

    if not for the gutter, our minds would be homeless.
  88. really sore. the surgeries were rather invasive

    really sore. the surgeries were rather invasive
  89. that sounds incredibly delicious. this sounds...

    that sounds incredibly delicious.

    this sounds incredibly delicious too

    I was in the hospital from Sunday to Friday An I thought of you too.



    atom bomb too. you can be close with an atom...
  90. or a child needed to get to a hospital quick from...

    or a child needed to get to a hospital quick from the doctor's office
  91. That chopper looks to have the markings of a...

    That chopper looks to have the markings of a children's hospital on the side. That does not bode well.
  92. no on the dice, but I heard that Cthulhu had to...

    no on the dice, but I heard that Cthulhu had to make a sanity check when he encountered Chuck Norris
  93. 105372 Rotton Tomato!!!

    105372

    Rotton Tomato!!!
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    I am not kidding you! I ain't joking around for...

    I am not kidding you! I ain't joking around for once. Here is my proof!

    105301
  95. They require ALOT of light, IIRC. I think i need...

    They require ALOT of light, IIRC. I think i need a bio-engineer to be sure.
  96. its been 6 years+ for me

    its been 6 years+ for me
  97. I learned a looooong time ago that square meter...

    I learned a looooong time ago that square meter for square meter, corn produces the most oxygen as well as the moisture.
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    I tried to watch this video and it has been...

    I tried to watch this video and it has been blocked on copyright reasons
  99. Thread: OotS 1157

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    best laid plans of mice, men and vampires. ...

    best laid plans of mice, men and vampires.

    Murphy's law on plans states that never declare a plan fool proof as some fool will come along and prove you wrong.
  100. I am not really sure, though it does sound...

    I am not really sure, though it does sound plausible as a plan. try it, failure shouldn't be too drastic.

    what could go wrong?!?
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