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  1. I'm not allowed within 1000 ft of the place, but...

    I'm not allowed within 1000 ft of the place, but I got her number.
  2. My ears are still ringing.

    My ears are still ringing.
  3. The sign has a second line I missed. "Pets only...

    The sign has a second line I missed. "Pets only please"
    You think they got other requests?
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    I hope they get some other older anime. Bubblegum...

    I hope they get some other older anime. Bubblegum Crisis, Tenchi. I'm going to watch, because I haven't seen it in years.
  5. I saw a sign at an animal hospital that read...

    I saw a sign at an animal hospital that read "free belly rubs inside", after an awkward chat with the police I learned what it meant.
  6. Ice cold, bro. True, but ice cold.

    Ice cold, bro. True, but ice cold.
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    There is a petition with 20k+ signatures asking...

    There is a petition with 20k+ signatures asking Netflix to end the show. In other news Amazon has offered to cancel Stranger Things in hopes of appeasing the disgruntled group.
  8. Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn...

    Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn in the kitchen says I'm fine.
  9. We had storms come through during my route...

    We had storms come through during my route tonight. I sent a text to my boss warning her of fallen limbs and trees, because she would be starting her route soon. She responded asking about the little...
  10. I don't know for sure. I would give it a try if...

    I don't know for sure. I would give it a try if I had access. I may rent it, if possible, some time. A subscription to Xbox Live will reduce the likelihood of continuous play.

    I have other...
  11. We have a new driver that goes by the name DJ...

    We have a new driver that goes by the name DJ Seduction. Seems to me there would be a conflict in her jobs. Many DJs work at night. I don't think she's doing kids parties with that moniker.
  12. Xbox has a bundle with Fallout 76. Is it worth it?

    Xbox has a bundle with Fallout 76. Is it worth it?
  13. Maybe the steakhouse will let you use their...

    Maybe the steakhouse will let you use their kitchen.
  14. That is weird. I don't think I've heard of that....

    That is weird. I don't think I've heard of that. Have you tried non Microsoft versions of software to see if you have the same issues?
  15. With this new job I'll file 1099 tax form. I'm...

    With this new job I'll file 1099 tax form. I'm trying to keep track of my milage, and expenses (gas, repairs). I doubt I'll make 20k in a year. Maybe not even half that for this year. Should I worry...
  16. I was called a crackhead tonight. I feel...

    I was called a crackhead tonight. I feel accomplished now. ;) My manager asked for a route to be printed out. She kept saying the wrong number. I kept correcting her.....Turns out *I* was wrong. She...
  17. I realize I only work a few hours a night, but...

    I realize I only work a few hours a night, but working 7 days a week is a pain. I'm about to take on a second route. Until I get the new route down it'll take more time. I'll be folding roughly 200...
  18. Gout sounds likely. Has that been discussed with...

    Gout sounds likely. Has that been discussed with your doctor? How long have you been diabetic?
  19. A new address was added to my route tonight. I...

    A new address was added to my route tonight. I like it. The number is an unlucky one and the street is called Hardpan Alley. I arrive to find it is in a gated community. I called my manager. She said...
  20. Me too.:p https://youtu.be/ginrBb6RedI ...

    Me too.:p



    https://youtu.be/ginrBb6RedI

    I see people in the real world doing this. Movies are just reflecting that.
  21. I did.

    I did.
  22. I got a video call this morning. Once the lady...

    I got a video call this morning. Once the lady saw me she hung up. How rude.
  23. I understand, sadly when I say there is no money,...

    I understand, sadly when I say there is no money, I mean there is no money, for the work. I have no choice but to wait until Friday. Hopefully the brakes will hold out.
  24. My brakes have gone from sounding like air from a...

    My brakes have gone from sounding like air from a balloon to one of those party blower thingys.


    https://youtu.be/pB0Uiq4NTs0
  25. I don't normally follow E3. I imagine shows will...

    I don't normally follow E3. I imagine shows will ebb and flow. You'll find some more exciting than others.
  26. If I must suffer, then you must suffer. :p ...

    If I must suffer, then you must suffer. :p

    Glad to see you're feeling a little better for now. I hope it lasts.;)
  27. Nah, I wouldn't murder you.

    Nah, I wouldn't murder you.
  28. I just heard a mockingbird go from sounding like...

    I just heard a mockingbird go from sounding like a bird to a frog to a cell phone. It was the croaking sound that got me.
  29. On NPR yesterday I heard a piece of a...

    On NPR yesterday I heard a piece of a conversation about bugs as food, I think. I didn't hear much. The part I found interesting was at one time lobster was not seen as something worth eating. It was...
  30. I think I murdered the hive. I'm sorry.

    I think I murdered the hive. I'm sorry.
  31. Thread: I need quotes!

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    "You're never too late to be right on the...

    "You're never too late to be right on the internet."

    --Me, just now
  32. You may be supporting my comment. ;) I found...

    You may be supporting my comment. ;)

    I found out last night she was been to DragonCon and cosplays. I could be falling in love.lol
  33. I'm sorry.

    I'm sorry.
  34. Your mileage may vary. :p I thought of you...

    Your mileage may vary. :p

    I thought of you when she spoke. She was a military brat. She spent a lot of time in England.
  35. Love you, Mega! I started a paper route...

    Love you, Mega!

    I started a paper route tonight. The woman training me is cool. Had me laughing the whole time. She loves baseball, beer, the out doors, and alt rock. Things you don't always find...
  36. Shouldn't there be a UFO in it? That is a...

    Shouldn't there be a UFO in it?

    That is a nice looking flag. Best one I've seen.
  37. Some cities do. I know New York does. Chicago...

    Some cities do. I know New York does. Chicago also, I think.
  38. Here you go. 106802

    Here you go.
    106802
  39. We're not talking politics. We're talking...

    We're not talking politics. We're talking culture. If I were to say Republicans are flag waving hypocrites then that's talking politics.
  40. I've noticed some of the flags frayed and torn,...

    I've noticed some of the flags frayed and torn, dragging the ground behind. That one made me angry. If you want to have pride in it, then take care of it. I remember you talking about living in...
  41. I see so many trucks, and it's almost always...

    I see so many trucks, and it's almost always trucks, with an American flag or three flailing on the wind. Some mix it up. They may add in a Confederate battle flag, the Georgia state flag, and or...
  42. Gives new meaning to funny papers. Actually,...

    Gives new meaning to funny papers.


    Actually, it's delivering from a pharmacy to nursing homes at night. I think there may be cross over in time with the two jobs. I don't know if I can do both.
  43. I have a chance at two jobs. Both delivery jobs....

    I have a chance at two jobs. Both delivery jobs. One is delivering newspapers. The other is as a drug mule.
  44. I didn't think they made Mexicans that big.

    I didn't think they made Mexicans that big.
  45. So the hot women in your family marry ugly men?...

    So the hot women in your family marry ugly men? Any of them single?

    Unless you're some weirdo that comes from a family of only children, everyone will have a cousin that meets or exceeds the...
  46. I hear banjos.

    I hear banjos.
  47. That is neat. I have it bookmarked. Now I just...

    That is neat. I have it bookmarked. Now I just need a game and a place in which to play it.
  48. I saw a baby onesie that read "Stop texting, and...

    I saw a baby onesie that read "Stop texting, and feed me."
    I are amused.
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    Try changing the password?

    Try changing the password?
  50. I'm not saying Pastor McMurtry is sexually...

    I'm not saying Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, I'm saying we just don't know.
  51. Around here the AM stations power down at night....

    Around here the AM stations power down at night. Not sure why. So I get a lot of static than anything.
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    Rambo: Last Blood teaser trailer

    https://youtu.be/4vWg5yJuWfs

    I think it looks good.
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    Coming to screens near you on May 31.

    Coming to screens near you on May 31.
  54. When the Atlanta Braves are not on the radio I...

    When the Atlanta Braves are not on the radio I listen to their local minor league team. It'd be nice if Coast to Coast AM was on during the day.
  55. A local talk radio station I listen to has been...

    A local talk radio station I listen to has been sold to a Christian broadcasting company. Yippee I don't agree with anything the nut jobs say but they are entertaining. It's also important to hear...
  56. I wasn't going to ask. I know better than that. I...

    I wasn't going to ask. I know better than that. I have known a few trans women. That wasn't really what I meant about stories but it would be interesting to hear, if she is trans, what it's like...
  57. The one I've been calling Amazon has been spotted...

    The one I've been calling Amazon has been spotted twice today. First time was on the interstate off ramp holding a sign that read "at least give me the finger" Second time she was walking in the...
  58. Thought I would share a pic of me in my natural...

    Thought I would share a pic of me in my natural state.
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  59. Some good news for the family. My brother in law...

    Some good news for the family. My brother in law is getting a promotion. No more digging ditches. It's an office position and he get a county truck to take home. So no more gas cost. Also a raise. ...
  60. Oh Great Master Chef, I have a question. Can...

    Oh Great Master Chef,

    I have a question. Can you think of a cheese blend for pizza that is either low in lactose or lactose free? I love pizza but hate the effect it had on my digestive system....
  61. Don't nitpick my creativity. :rant: :p

    Don't nitpick my creativity. :rant:
    :p
  62. That is no way to talk about your mother in law.

    That is no way to talk about your mother in law.
  63. https://youtu.be/NiZZLijlCe8 A tribute to our...

    https://youtu.be/NiZZLijlCe8

    A tribute to our heroes. Thank you for your service and sacrifice.


    It was not easy finding a video with him playing uninterrupted or talked over. I found those...
  64. Mad Jack? Last we heard of him he was heading in...

    Mad Jack? Last we heard of him he was heading in the OR for a quadruple bypass. Why? Cuz, he ate a meal the locals call suicide on a plate. Legend has it if you eat the whole thing and survive, you...
  65. Bummer.

    Bummer.
  66. Something I'd like to see in the wild. A big cat....

    Something I'd like to see in the wild. A big cat. Bobcat, panther, mountain lion.
  67. I saw an owl in a tree today. I tried to get a...

    I saw an owl in a tree today. I tried to get a picture but it flew away. My brother in law said he got some pictures. I'll try to get one to show. The owl was about 10 feet from us. It was cool.
  68. I saw people. I didn't know if they were dummy...

    I saw people. I didn't know if they were dummy people or NPC people or people people.
  69. I hate being me, too. I know if I do something...

    I hate being me, too. I know if I do something stupid then the bad guys win.

    DON'T LET THE BAD GUYS WIN!

    If you need someone to talk to then send me your phone number. I'll talk to you as long...
  70. Sounds like my sisters. I'm usually snarky so I...

    Sounds like my sisters. I'm usually snarky so I don't hold it against anyone that is that way with me.
  71. Can other people inhabit your settlement?

    Can other people inhabit your settlement?
  72. Alcohol+ quick fuse - brain cells= not a fun...

    Alcohol+ quick fuse - brain cells= not a fun night.
  73. They did. Last night was quiet. thankfully. ...

    They did. Last night was quiet. thankfully.

    After thinking about it, I think they were looking for someone not something. I think they had gotten into something with someone at the bar and was...
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    Renault D&D commercial

    https://youtu.be/vuoIY1NIEkQ

    What if the D&D cartoon was live action.
  75. Good golly, Ms. Molly is it hot. *melts*

    Good golly, Ms. Molly is it hot.

    *melts*
  76. I wish. This place normally is safe. I'm not the...

    I wish. This place normally is safe. I'm not the only one here either. I need to get to know my "neighbor".

    I wouldn't have been bothered so much, but I left the scary part out of my story. The...
  77. I'm a little afraid to go to sleep right now.

    I'm a little afraid to go to sleep right now.
  78. I almost exclusively post from mobile devices. It...

    I almost exclusively post from mobile devices. It is too small most of the time.
  79. I just had someone drive by and yell out their...

    I just had someone drive by and yell out their window.
    "You fing sleep in your car. You're a fing loser. You're lame."

    Things are bad enough. I don't need that crap. I think I'm going to be sick.
  80. I never understood it either.

    I never understood it either.
  81. https://youtu.be/4SoZErF5aQw I video to make...

    https://youtu.be/4SoZErF5aQw

    I video to make you smile. It takes time for them to get to the playground but the whole video is worth watching.
  82. Would you count Bicentennial Man? I suppose it's...

    Would you count Bicentennial Man? I suppose it's a reverse. A robot becoming human. How about Dick Tracy's watch? It was a communication device.
  83. Don't fear the Kaiju.

    Don't fear the Kaiju.
  84. My sister takes the same approach. She has told...

    My sister takes the same approach. She has told her kids about her past drug use. Yes, there are family members that had bad health and have died from smoking. Vaping is claimed to be better though....
  85. I saw a woman wearing this today. I love it....

    I saw a woman wearing this today. I love it.
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  86. My sister caught her daughter sharing a Juul pen...

    My sister caught her daughter sharing a Juul pen with some other teens. My sister is worried, because my niece is on probation, and there might be "something" in the pen.

    Now she's asking for...
  87. No, but I've been running on methane with all the...

    No, but I've been running on methane with all the boiled cabbage I've eaten recently.
  88. My car has started making a noise similar to...

    My car has started making a noise similar to someone letting air slowly out of a balloon. I think it might be time to get the brakes checked.
  89. I'm a dainty little buttercup.

    I'm a dainty little buttercup.
  90. I spotted a used condom in the parking lot. Yuck....

    I spotted a used condom in the parking lot. Yuck.
    Hell of a time to make a perception roll.
  91. You know why they call it almond milk? Try saying...

    You know why they call it almond milk? Try saying nut juice with a straight face.
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    The characters. I realize they're supposed to be...

    The characters. I realize they're supposed to be a parody and over the top. It's just too much for me.
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    I can't stand Absolutely Fabulous, but Vicious...

    I can't stand Absolutely Fabulous, but Vicious sounds interesting. Now I have to see if I can find it streaming somewhere.
  94. I told my mom that Adrienne Palicki married Scott...

    I told my mom that Adrienne Palicki married Scott Grimes. She said "no way. That has to be a joke. She's so pretty, and he's.... "I finished for her" not" She then said "he must be really funny. "
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    Scot Grimes just won the lottery. Marrying...

    Scot Grimes just won the lottery. Marrying Adrienne Palicki
    ...
  96. Send it to them I pennies.

    Send it to them I pennies.
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    Don't forget "I see dead people" The twist and...

    Don't forget "I see dead people" The twist and the reveal was magic.
  98. Arya: Seawolf I can see it now. She travels to...

    Arya: Seawolf
    I can see it now. She travels to Easteros in search of young blacksmiths to seduce, and people with brown, green, and blue eyes to slay.
  99. That sucks. Sounds like my family. When one...

    That sucks. Sounds like my family. When one disaster hits another quickly follows. I hope the problem is not too serious. If I could I'd come out there to play chauffeur for a few days.
  100. So I have these uniform shirts from Popeyes with...

    So I have these uniform shirts from Popeyes with the company name stitched on. I want to cover the name so I can wear the shirts without advertising for them. My mom suggested iron on patches, all I...
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