Agent Oracle
First Post
The original was completely lost to the wipe, so I figure i could just as well start one with some classic lines I remember...
1. If I am playing a Red Wizard, I cannot start an import / export company and name it Thay Co.
2. There is no such thing as "Weapon Focus: Halfling"
3. Just because I could survive the impact, does not mean I should use the catipault for fast-travel.
4. Evards Black Tenticals are NOT sexual, in any way, shape or form.
5. I cannot disbeleve it's not butter.
6. They do not make Nair in Wookie sizes.
7. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she's obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
8. No, I do not get EXP for every single crewman on the death star.
9. I am not allowed to play a character under the age of 17.
10. No matter how high my cleric is: 5 million gallons of water and 200 lbs of rock salt does not get me a swimming pool filled with holy water.
1. If I am playing a Red Wizard, I cannot start an import / export company and name it Thay Co.
2. There is no such thing as "Weapon Focus: Halfling"
3. Just because I could survive the impact, does not mean I should use the catipault for fast-travel.
4. Evards Black Tenticals are NOT sexual, in any way, shape or form.
5. I cannot disbeleve it's not butter.
6. They do not make Nair in Wookie sizes.
7. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she's obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
8. No, I do not get EXP for every single crewman on the death star.
9. I am not allowed to play a character under the age of 17.
10. No matter how high my cleric is: 5 million gallons of water and 200 lbs of rock salt does not get me a swimming pool filled with holy water.