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Dannyalcatraz · Jun 27, 2019

OMG.

Celebrating a friend’s birthday today. She’s in a facility for post-surgical rehab.

I didn’t have time to eat breakfast, so I killed off a whole bunch of raw carrots, tomatoes, broccoli and cauliflower...

Plus the majority of a container of French onion dip & Ruffles potato chips...

I have not been pleasant company this evening...The Fartening has begun!

Aeson · Jun 27, 2019

Life has been found on Mars. The President has already vowed to build a "huge, beautiful wall", and claimed Martians will pay for it. If they don't he has threatened raise tariffs. That is as soon as an aide can show him on a map where Mars is.

Aeson · Jun 27, 2019

Dannyalcatraz said:
OMG.

Celebrating a friend’s birthday today. She’s in a facility for post-surgical rehab.

I didn’t have time to eat breakfast, so I killed off a whole bunch of raw carrots, tomatoes, broccoli and cauliflower...

Plus the majority of a container of French onion dip & Ruffles potato chips...

I have not been pleasant company this evening...The Fartening has begun!

Keep away from open flame

Dannyalcatraz · Jun 27, 2019

Aeson said:
Keep away from open flame

Right now, I don’t even want to be near a GIF of open flames.

Scott DeWar · Jun 27, 2019

Dannyalcatraz said:
OMG.

Celebrating a friend’s birthday today. She’s in a facility for post-surgical rehab.

I spent christmas 2011 and the susequent new years in on of those clinics.

Aeson · Jun 27, 2019

I used to have cars that smelled like pizza. Now my car smells like newspaper.

megamania · Jun 28, 2019

Pizza would be better

Aeson · Jun 28, 2019

I agree

Dannyalcatraz · Jun 28, 2019

Aeson · Jun 28, 2019

I know this is out of context but I found it funny.
A guy in Canada responded to the question what are you guys doing up there in Canada. He responded with We're in the middle of our six weeks of not winter, and we're all outside looking at the moose.
I had a vision of millions of Canadians standing in a meadow looking at a single moose.