My opinion on D&D

RunicMurray · Jun 25, 2019

I haven't played it yet, but am planning on doing that soon! I have the box and love the thought of playing it.

Sacrosanct · Jun 25, 2019

Welcome! I hope you love it! Just remember, no rule should get in the way of you having fun. It’s a social game first and foremost. And let your imagination run wild

GlassJaw · Jun 25, 2019

My opinion on D&D?

I'm for it.

lowkey13 · Jun 25, 2019

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Satyrn · Jun 25, 2019

lowkey13 said:
Wait- you're for it?

I'm against it.

What are we talking about?

We're talking about the latest motion to ban paladins, gnomes and rapiers. We even named the bill after you. But since even you're against it, I see no reason for this committee to move forward on the motion.

What's next on our agenda?

lowkey13 · Jun 25, 2019

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Harzel · Jun 26, 2019

lowkey13 said:
Good. I don't want them banned.

I want them dead.

Terminated. With extreme prejudice.

So, maybe retcon the universe so that they never existed?

But then, what would get you up in the morning?

lowkey13 · Jun 26, 2019

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TarionzCousin · Jun 26, 2019

RunicMurray said:
I haven't played it yet, but am planning on doing that soon! I have the box and love the thought of playing it.

Pay no attention to the posts in this thread about gnomish paladins wielding rapiers. Unless you have been lurking on ENWorld for at least five minutes, you won't know anything of lowkey13's strange obsession with the little holy warriors. B-)

Good luck! Expect that many things will go wrong in the first few sessions; that's normal. Don't worry about it. Concentrate on everyone having fun. That's the most important thing.

Umbran · Jun 26, 2019

lowkey13 said:
The capacity for hatred is infinite.

The capacity for hatred is aleph-null. The capacity for gnomes to make your hatred look pompous is at least aleph-one. The capacity for paladins to look down their noses at your self-centered antipathies is somewhere around aleph-fifteen.