D&D 5E Best Vicious Mockery insults?

Fauchard1520 · Jul 16, 2019

I'm getting tired of hearing "you suck" and "yo mama." What are the truly memorable insults your group has invented?

Comic for illustrative purposes.

trentonjoe · Jul 16, 2019

Our's are usually raced based.....

"You hit like a goblin" to an ogre or "You look skinny" to a dwarf

One pretty Catholic guy once mocked a cleric with "Your Holy Days of Obligation, don't even have any gift exchanges!" I am almost positive he passed his save.

Sacrosanct · Jul 16, 2019

Here is a list from the reddit discussion

Oofta · Jul 16, 2019

A bard in a previous campaign used a Shakespearean insult generator. Or just look up the top insults from The Bard.

lowkey13 · Jul 16, 2019

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jasper · Jul 16, 2019

You post things to get your post count high!
You call that art? I seen better work on the fridge.
Drizzit is a DM's Pet

digitalelf · Jul 16, 2019

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smell't of elderberries!"

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Tony Vargas · Jul 16, 2019

lowkey13 said:
The bard casts it, and then the target responds, "I may have disadvantage next attack roll, but you will always be a bard."

I blame Elan...
...OK, and every version of the Bard class that preceded him.

Ginger McMurray · Jul 16, 2019

digitalelf said:
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smell't of elderberries!"

Sorry, couldn't resist.

You beat me to it!

Oofta · Jul 16, 2019

lowkey13 said:
I've never understood the appeal of the spell vicious mockery.

I mean, it seems like an autosave to me?

The bard casts it, and then the target responds, "I may have disadvantage next attack roll, but you will always be a bard."