D&D 5E As a DM, can I just say, Screw Paladins :)

merwins

Explorer

• May 19, 2017

• #51

Satyrn said:

Now someone's gotta shoop in a holy symbol and halo, something to show that Shmazzengest Wegwuangni is a paladin.

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Paladins don't usually have familiars. If that owl isn't his steed, I'm not sure what it's doing there. #ALWAYSconfused

 

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lowkey13

Guest

• May 19, 2017

• #52

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Waterbizkit

Explorer

• May 19, 2017

• #53

He actually got that owl familiar by taking the Ritual Caster feat. It backfired though, the owls name is lowkeymedes and he's actually very grouchy and constantly pointing out the gnomes shortcomings... specifically that he's a gnome and a Paladin, two things lowkeymedes can't stand.

 

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lowkey13

Guest

• May 19, 2017

• #54

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Zaran

Adventurer

• May 19, 2017

• #55

Anyone who rolls 2 20s on a death knight will frag them up. Crits shorten the combat. Don't feel so bad. Three rounds is a good show. A warlock would be out of spells by then.

 

Satyrn

First Post

• May 19, 2017

• #56

lowkey13 said:

There are days that I think enworld was set up just to troll me.

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I don't think enworld is trolling you.

Just me.


But you mention your paladin hatred soooooo much. I figure you deserve it.

 

Oofta

Legend

• May 20, 2017

• #57

Satyrn said:

I don't think enworld is trolling you.

Just me.


But you mention your paladin hatred soooooo much. I figure you deserve it.

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Hey now, don't be so rude.

You're not the only one trolling lowkey13.

 

CAFRedblade

Explorer

• May 20, 2017

• #58

Well, he does have three stats at 20. That is a serious upgrade, and verging into superheroic territory. (Dwayne Johnson in Fast and Furious movies)
Reminds me of a pally I rolled for the CRPG Baldur's Gate. Exploded mobs left and right with just his greatsword.

 

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Gwarok

Explorer

• May 26, 2017

• #59

Lanliss said:

Just put more difficult terrain in his path, that'll slow him down plenty. Beyond that, I'm not sure he can be stopped.

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If he's down for bedding a wood elf crone clearly he has no problem with difficult terrain