D&D 5E You find a magical _____, it does _____

The Old Crow

Explorer
Next Item: A 1'x1'x1' box

Gift of Joyful Item

This attractive gold stenciled box is tied closed with a red ribbon. If the possessor of the box shakes it and thinks of an item that would make them happy (that has a value of 20gp or less), then lo and behold when they open the box there it is! The box only works once ever for a creature, but if it is willingly gifted to another creature it will work for that creature once, and they in turn can gift the box.

Next up: A giant pie
 

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Draegn

Explorer
A giant pie: This marvelous sweet brings out the inner joy in all who can take in it's delightful aroma. Everyone within the room simply wants to sit down and have a slice while singing and engaging in merriment. It is said the first giant pie was created by a witch living in East Midlands who was tired of the football hooligans running about on Boxing day.

Next: Glowing nuts.
 

TiwazTyrsfist

Adventurer
Next: Glowing nuts.

A sack filled with 2d4+3 glowing nuts blessed by the Arch Mage John D., in a mix of random shell on nuts; Walnuts, Pecans, Hazelnuts, Brazil nuts, Acorns, and Hickory Nuts.
A nut can be shelled and eaten, but this takes a full minute as the shells are very hard, granting 1d6 healing the the benefits of a full meal. However, the nuts can instead be used as Sling Bullets. They function as +1 magic Sling Bullets, and on a hit the target must make a DC 20 Reflex save, or become restrained as vines spring from the seed and envelop them. On a Crit the Nuts deal an additional 1d6 damage. D's Nuts are a fearsome weapon.
The bag regrows 1d4 nuts each day at dawn.

Next Item: And incredibly ugly and slightly tight hat.
 

Next Item: And incredibly ugly and slightly tight hat.

The hat of constricting thoughts

This ugly looking hat has mixed bright colors that do not match, it does not protect the user's head from the rain due to a hole in the hat, and it always fits the wearer's head barely. The hat has a magical effect that deliberately makes it uncomfortable to wear, regardless of the size of the user's head (it adjusts itself in size to be uncomfortable). The hat always provides advantage on wisdom saving throws against mind affecting spells and effects while it is worn.

Next item: An anchor made from the bones of a sea creature
 

merwins

Explorer
An anchor made from the bones of a sea creature

Anchor of Watery Doom

There are several different types of these anchors, each attuned to a different sea creature. When attached to a seafaring vessel and deployed, it immediately detects and attaches itself to the nearest gargantuan (or larger) creature of its type until the creature reaches its lair or meets the vessel, whichever happens first. I. e. You will either meet the creature or enter its lair.

The anchor can be drawn in, which only triples the speed at which the meeting takes place.

Next: a snail sculpted from feathers
 

TiwazTyrsfist

Adventurer

Next: a snail sculpted from feathers

Talisman of Snails Flight
This is a magic talisman in the shape of a snail, made from a single feather each from thousands of species of birds, lacquered together. Once per day when activated, the talisman creates an area of thick air that slows flight. For 1 minute, in an 100' radius around the talisman, all flight speeds drop to 5'. All falling creatures land uninjured as if they had feather fall. All creatures gain a +10 dodge bonus against ranged attacks. All creatures gain advantage on dex saves to avoid any sort of projectile or ranged attack.

Next Item: A ten foot cloth measuring tape
 

merwins

Explorer
Next Item: A ten foot cloth measuring tape

Qipao Minder

This unassuming legendary artifact has a single purpose: You can use it to resize ANY magical item (up to and including other artifacts) from 1/10 inch to a maximum of 10 feet in any dimension the item extends and that you can perceive. You do not suffer any beneficial or baneful effects of the magical items you are tailoring.

There's a catch. You cannot have caused harm (hit points of damage) to a creature smaller than you for a year prior to using this item.

Next: A wickless candle (yes, your honor, this candle has no wick)
 

ArchfiendBobbie

First Post
Next: A wickless candle (yes, your honor, this candle has no wick)

Jack Nimble's Candle

After a now-infamous prank on the Archmage Jack Nimble by his more mischievous students, he invented this magic item for magic instructors around the world. Using this candle, one can detect nearby candle holders as though using detect life, except the spell only detects candlesticks, candelabras, and similar items designed to hold a candle.

Next: A water pail
 

The Old Crow

Explorer
Next: A water pail

The Failsafe Pail


There was once a powerful witch that liked to send her apprentices up a hill to fetch water from a spring at the top (the hike built character, in her opinion). Unfortunately, several of her charges were quite clumsy, and this led to a serious lack of water. The witch made this enchanted pail so that water within it would not spill when her apprentices tripped on the way down the hill.

Next: A spinning wheel
 

TiwazTyrsfist

Adventurer
Next: A spinning wheel

Over the ages, there have been many, many magic spinning wheels. Some let you spin yarn 10 times as fast, some spin wool as strong as steel so that you can knit armor that functions as chain, some let you spin thread from flames, or even straw into gold.

This is not one of them.

The Spinning Wheel of Travelling
When set up normally, this is an all in one spinning wheel, that functions normally allowing the spinning of thread and yarn. It consists of a Wheel, drive pedal, spindle, and a stool, connected together at the bottom with a sturdy base board. A sturdy leather belt is attached to the stool in such a way that a person could belt themselves securely to the seat for reasons that will become apparent.
When the command word is spoken, the apparatus reorganizes itself. The spindle turns sideways and elongates to become a handle bar, and the wheel slots down below the floorboard. The device magically balances on this single wheel, and a person seated on the stool can then drive the device as a land vehicle. Base Land Speed 100'. Buckle Up!

Next Item: A Black Glass Swizzle Stick.
 

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