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AND KING IS OUT OF THE RING!!! MY GAWD!!!! RIGHT THOUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCING TABLE!!!!!! What a slobber knocker!
Yeah I wasn't really trying to tie them together, but I should have said he got sober and his writing dropped off, then got in the accident and it went to crap. Then again its hard to keep up with the pace he had in the 70's and 80's with horror classic after classic. The last two books of his I read, of course both revolve around ex addicts, and he put himself into Dark Tower like he was trying to deal with why he got hit. He claims he got sober right before Needful Things which fits when I think he started to go downhill a bit. Then again as I said, its hard to match the mastery of early King so I'm probably being too hard on him.
In any event I'm throwing him over the top rope if I get the chance.
My biggest complaint with King is that the beginnings of his novels are so fantastic that I am majorly disillusioned by his endings. It just seems that he has no idea how to finish the story. Hence, my favorite King works are his short stories (which are well-crafted and in many cases brilliant) and the books he writes with a co-author. Co-authored novels require a careful plotting of beginning through the END before you start actually start writing.
Five people in a Candy Survivor thread said:"I've never heard of Raspberry Zingers or Zots, but I've heard of Marshmallows. Marshmallows are amazing!"
Fifty other people in that same thread said:"Marshmallows are totally overrated, they are outdated, and they stole all their ideas from nougat. Also they have gelatin in them, which means they murder ponies to make them. Downvote them immediately!"