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  1. Aeson

    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    Speaking of police. I attract an unusually high number of cops while doing my job. I know this because I've talked to others who have been at it far longer than I and they don't seem to have nearly as many random encounters. Just a couple of days ago was my most recent. I passed a cop on a road...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Make a knowledge: arcana roll.
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    Let's Go Get Sushi and Not Pay: Snarfsplainin' White Collar Crime

    And I recall apologist "news" networks calling it a victimless crime. "No one was hurt." But people were harmed. The state is the people. The people of New York were harmed.
  4. Aeson

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    Is this the time we say the captain is all bark? I say all bark and a Milk Bone ad comes up.
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    At least she didn't try to make a gift of the visiting dog. My mom said our cat brought a dead chipmunk in with her today. I hope it was dead. My mom tossed it back in the yard. The neighbor's chickens are almost as big as she is. So far she hasn't gone after them. That's gonna be a messy fight...
  6. Aeson

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    Shouldn't some attempts at dominance be expected? This is my territory and my pack?
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    The other night my mom handed me this paperwork from AARP. It was a form to sign up for life insurance. She said if I wanted to make an investment I should get life insurance on her. These were not large policies. If my math was right I would start losing money if she lived beyond 10 years. I...
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    Because the real Illuminati don't just come out and say it. They make obscure references in movies and shows only Alex Jones can see. He then points them out to his dittoheads and then they can see the obvious right in plain view the whole time.
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    Meteorologists are getting death threats. It seems they are the "they" the whackjobs are talking about. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/11/meteorologists-death-threats-hurricane-conspiracies-misinformation "A lie makes it around the world before the truth even gets its pants on."...
  10. Aeson

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    What was the old saying? Junk in, junk out? Without critical thinking skills it's hard to discern what's real or not. Just like low information individuals, AI can start to learn the wrong thing. I think that's why it's important to evaluate what kind of data it's drawing from. Occam's razor...
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    I know. But it doesn't really matter who is the one to bring our new AI Overlord online. To The Great Computer we're all alike.
  12. Aeson

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    I forgot I planned to share this. There is a podcast called Nightlight. It's an audio drama anthology series that features stories by Black horror writers. The first story is based in the Dread Nation book series. I knew nothing about either of these. Dread Nation sounds awesome though. Zombies...
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    This new facility is the real reason Three Mile Island nuclear power plant is being brought back online. They need it to power SkyX or XSky.
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    According to some dumdum a mysterious facility is being built near Spartanburg South Carolina. This facility is going to BLOW UP THE WORLD!!! I couldn't make heads or tails of what my mom was telling me. Elon Musk is involved in it somehow. I haven't been able to find anything. Let's let our...
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    This is the best image I could find for the illusionist subclass in the new PHB. It does not do the whole image justice. The evoker is amazing also. I really want to see this as miniatures. Just in terms of layout and art the new PHB is outstanding.
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  17. Aeson

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    ZOMG!!! I think Juliette from Decoding Fox News answered my email on THE SHOW! She said she got an email asking about the theme song. She also said she gets the question often, but in my head canon she's talking to me. 😝 The song comes from a site called Premium Beat. She was going to go with a...
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    I think I'm just being a grognard about it. I read the spell in the new PHB and thought it was OP for a 0 lvl spell.
  19. Aeson

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    Fire bolt does 1d10 damage as an at will cantrip. Maxes out at lvl 17 with 4d10? Except for facing someone with fire immunity, why learn any other spell? I can blast away at you with this spell all day long and never get tired.
  20. Aeson

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    It's a sticky job but someone's got to do it.
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