There's probably a warranty component in the warhorse. If it breaks down during battle, a new one will be brought up to you. A few minutes' paperwork, check it for existing damage, and you're on your way.
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
And 200 million for the subscribers, watching television at home
I remember perhaps six months ago there were several posts that made me wonder. Low post-count accounts, and all with a completely empty analysis of the topic that just presented generic line after generic line, completely ignored what had gone before in the thread, and ended with an "In...
I started reading George MacDonald Fraser in my early teens, and loved so many of his books. I can quote the "Flashman Papers" almost verbatim, "The Pyrates" is hilarious and "Mr American" is one of my favourite novels ever. "Quartered Safe Out Here" is a touching and enlightening account of...
They should have got a proper writer to do them, not some obscure scholar. RA Salvatore would have done a great job, or Joe Abercrombie.*
(Seriously, I'd give a kidney to read Joe Abercrombie's novelisation of the Lord of the Rings.)