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"Mmm...exorbitant" mutters Khulmbanos. He peers at the painting, poking a grubby fingernail at the Scarab (but being careful not to actually touch it). "The toy a music box or something?"

Khulmbanos greets the halfling, but shies away slightly as the humans begin to crowd into the garden. He lurks like a suspicious black pudding for a moment, listening to the strange voices. "Firkin 'ell", he mutters to the Githzerai, "hark to all the accents. Couldn't ye have hired some people...

"Piddleflax!" A muffled thump comes from behind part of the shattered golem. A moment later, a dwarf struggles into view, sucking his injured hand. "Sumthin' in ther bimme" he mumbles around his fingers. "Er. Bit me. Afternoon." He pulls his greasy hand out and ambles over. "I'm Khulmbanos. I...

Here we go - generated with Roleplaying Master, hence the vast amount of, er, "crumbs". (Bits of meaningless crunch.) Sorry about the delay. Khulmbanos is a rather nasty little thief. Ask him, and you'll get a long sob story about being exiled from his clan, but he's really descended from a...

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*Massive, sustained applause* No-one does it like Sep.

Matthew Sprange mentioned a website overhaul during the week, I think....

Probably the hedgehog.

(Hideously anal correction) Actually, Delta Green was published by Pagan, not Chaosium (who do Call of Cthulhu). Delta Green's in almost exactly the same situation as Freeport: CoA is in respect to the base system. Sorry...couldn't resist.

Here's one that's been bugging me - the length and format of a book pitch. You've got a brilliant idea for Middens and Midgard, a d20 sourcebook for adventuring in Norse garbage bins. You're sending it off to various publishers. How much detail do you put into the submission?

Game stores...the only bricks-and-mortar one I can think of is Sub City, which is off Grafton Street (I can't recall the exact address, but it's in the city centre). That's mostly comics with a few gaming books, and is nothing to write home about. However...Ireland's old con Leprecon is on...

For a moment, I thought I was in d20 Publishers, not Story Hour, and I fell off my chair. As it is, I'm merely looking forward to it greatly....

Direct link to the rpg.net freelancers forum. It's a great resource.

Are there updated guidelines for Dungeon anywhere, or are the ones on the WotC site still valid?

Stargate is very very suited to an rpg. You've got your adventuring party (an SG team) who go on episodic missions. The Stargate can lead anywhere, allowing the GM to adapt and drop in scenarios easily. You've got a military hierarchy at home, letting the GM guide the PCs when he needs to, but...

Inspiration struck... On the twelfth day of Christmas my true Sep gave to me, Twelve bumpers bumping, Eleven templars trembling, Ten Magical Valencies Nine holy warriors Eight gates a-op'ning, Seven powerful wizards, Six factions fighting, Five balors left! Four Devils Tempting, Three states...

Eadric: Morne! Nwn: Morne! Mostin: Morne! Ortwin: I should be a model.

I interpreted it as something like "y'know, I really would rather like to get wormy with Eowyn. Beardy wizard here promised me he'd arrange it. Now he's sending 10,000 genetically engineered Uruk-Hai to wipe out all humanity in Rohan. Eowyn's human. F***. No f***."

On the first day of Christmas my true Sep gave to a me A succubus who was said she was sorry.

No, it's for Call of Cthulhu classic. That said, the original Delta Green book is being reprinted with d20 stats soonish. Both DELTA GREEN and DELTA GREEN: COUNTDOWN are amazingly, amazingly good sourcebooks. If you see them, get them.