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No! No, no, not cheese cake. Nobody's comin' up with cheese cake. Who in their right mind would want to fight an orc for a pile of moldy milk? It is absurd. Where is the plot hook? The adventurers walk by a room and smell the heavenly aroma of a freshed baked pie and decide to investigate. That...

Sounds pretty good, but if they went up in an age category I would not give them the bonuses, just the penalties. It is easy to imagine that their body degenerates from the tramatic experience but it does not make sense that they would become more wise or charismatic. These things come only...

How about The Orc and the Shrubbery? Everyone knows that brave knights are always trying to get their hands around a good shrubbery. :D

I would like to see the most recent reviews centered like they are on the current review site. Also I am not a big fan of the red scroll bars. I would like to see the scroll bars match the rest of the EN World site. I am still trying to get used to the frames, and the colourfull scrollbars just...

I am sorry, I didn't mean to imply that it originally came from Smash TV. But, as I haven't seen Robocop I could only vouch for it being from that game. It would not be surprised at all to learn that it was taken from the movie. Video game programmers are infamous for that kind of thing. Just...

I would love to participate in this years judging. Like Teflon Billy I am a Canadian resident. I have been around since the days of Eric Noahs Unoffical 3E News and have been an active member since August this year. I have been playing DnD for 4 years now and as a University student who is...

This a favourite expression among my friends. It comes from the arcade game SMASH TV, though it might be in Robocop a well. Another great quote from SMASH TV: "Big Money, Big Prizes, I love it!"

Wow, that is great. A big improvement.

Thanks for posting Erik I think I am going to enjoy it too. :)

If you need some graphpaper for your mapping and combat just scoot over to the Fiery Dragon Productions website where you can download it as a PDF for free in the Downloads & Links section. It is handy because it conforms to the 3E scale (1"=5'). They also have a free adventure called Himrak...

Jeez, and your only 12? I wish I was so lucky.

It is a toughy though.

You can have a look at the Mad Irishman's Website Splendors is the font that you want I would guess.

Amen to that.

I am eagerly awaiting the follow up: The Return to the Orc and the Pie. :D

I just checked out that girlfriend stealing site and it echoes some of what I have said. Here are some quotes.

Well it sounds like you know what you are doing. This is the first step. Whatever you do though, do not tell her you love her. Nothing will end the relationship faster. Even when Morgan is out of the picture you are going to want to hold out on using the L-word for quite some time. Also you...

I have read the first six Drizzt novels. And I have to agree, the writing is pretty marginal. But one Drizzt novel stands out to me among the rest, Homeland. If you haven't read this one give it a try. The first half of it is very well done detailing life in Drow society. Drizzt plays a very...

You are having trouble trying to get somebody play a cleric, but no trouble having them play a bard? Now that is different. Nearly every party I have every heard of has a cleric, and I seen nary a bard in all of my adventuring career (except the one that I played).

I like that idea Spider. It is evil. If the PC's didn't see the result of the cards, perhaps you could switch chased by a demon to Change alignment. Let him be transformed into an evil power hungry NPC. By leaving him with all the jewels the PC's inadvertently left him with the money to raise...