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It is a dark time for the Rebel Alliance. The Galactic Empire has unveiled their newest Super Weapon, the Death Star. With this mighty planet ending battlestation, the Evil Emperor Palpatine and his henchman DARTH VADER plan to rule the galaxy through fear and force of arms. The rebels...

We drow have a saying, "An intricate plan is the way a meticulous man wins a war, a quick plan and a willingness to adapt is the way one kills a meticulous man, or failing that, a poisoned dagger will generally suffice." I say we walk through the forest staying close to the trail. That way we...

Well, that went about as expected. Mal regard the cheering orcs and Smash, he nods at Smash's wounds and then at Surgeon. Surge'll fix you right up Smash, and don't go grovelling I've got ego enough as it is. We're gonna need a campsite, fire, food, and a couple of decent swordhands. My...

Listen, I just killed Kvatch for threatening Smash, what do you think I, and my friends here will do to you for killing him. Run along now, leave Smash, and live free or I promise you, I will get up, and maim you in ways that will shame your ancestors and then I will nurse you back to health...

I just wanted a bar fight, thats it, I didn't feel the need to kill you. Now unfortunately for you that has changed. Mal drags himself to the prone orc, time to die. Crawl to Kvatch. (I believe Aspect of the Spider is still up, if not Ill use that minor) [Attack with main hand followed by...

**Pre-Post** Newly invigorated, Mal takes aims to kill Kvatch. (Still in Lurking Spider) Main Hand Attack +2 CA, +2 Power Bonus to Damage, +4 From Toaster's Magic Weapon (I assume this is a +4 power bonus that does not stack with my +2) If Main hand hits off hand (as a free action) Hit or...

Uh I think its safe to assume that Mal Popped the formula on his turn since he started it bloody. Also given the missed secondary attack and Kvatch not being bloody, AP and attack again, Ap free's Mals actions after a charge, minor to switch to Lurking Spider. Melee Basic with battleaxe. If...

Ah Surgeon, they taught you to be mighty scary in toaster school, and oh so effective at making me even more awesome. Im posting a my turn now because, lets be honest, Im not particularly good at posting when people are waiting for me to. I should be able to charge Kvatch, assuming I hit Ill...

Can't just be using one time seed, you got Different numbers. If a rand function was using the same seed and time for multiple rolls, you'd get the same roll every time. And while I agree this forums random numb gen seems funky the odds of rolling 5 or less on each roll of a d20 5 times is a...

Who is Gronk? J3 with all the effects.

I think Mal just realized how scary toaster is on a fundamental level. "Uh, yeah Surge, that's a uh, good point. You know, I am a firm supporter of robots, in fact here's a spare sword. When the toasters decide to have an uprising, remember it was me that armed you to kill the oppressive meat...

[/B]SO lets see if I got this right, 800 to nab the key, 200 to do it without anyone knowing. Double if we nab the Marshal's brother?-2000 total? I'd say provisionally I'm in. Gotta clear a few facts, actually just one fact. If we kill everyone except the hostage, does that count as nobody...

Let me assure you from the depths of my blackened soul that I am deeply concerned with the way you and stump feel about me.... oh no wait, that's just a spot of indigestion. You seem new at this friend, so I won't slay you where you stand, but it generally unwise to upset a drow. That being...

Yep. one shade is perfect. Mal rolls his eyes (another gift amongst the dark elves) "If that was intended as a pun mate, it was a bit low. I suppose I'll put down two pieces. Bar Man, care to make a wager? I will challenge any orc in this place to one on one combat, if I win, we drink free...

can i request you use a color that is brighter than dark blue... My crappy eyes have a bit of trouble with it. *edit, looks like i just needed to turn my brightness up. Still though, one shade brighter would be appreciated.

Now is probably a good time to sort out who speaks what Mal = elven Mal grabs a bottle (half empty) of dopple(ganger) bock and sips it with a smirk. (Drow do smirks like nobody's business.

[Putting on his best elitist impression]: "What's that Chess, someone should ascertain the vicissitudes of the town under Orcish rule? I quite agree that the best course might be to enjoy libations with the natives. Yes again I agree the task could be quite dangersome. No no, I don't mind at...

Making the swords sharp is the first step to getting good with them Smash. Being good with the sword after it's sharp will get you all the "Likker" you like, though I'd advise you to steer well away from the girls. They may not all be as obviously lethal as Chess, but every one of them will...

That fight was, well... fought. If not well fought if you catch my meaning. You all go on ahead, Ill cover our tracks in case anything comes looking. Mal sets about giving the Orcs their last rites. In the way of Gruumsh, he poses them holding their weapons as if poised to attack. Further...

Doin' what the Toaster Ordered "Go attack the Archer it says, protect my rusty butt it says... Since when do I take orders from the Toaster?" Mal Pops Aspect of the Charging Cheese (RAM) (Which actually is just always up) Mal Charges to A8 He brings his heavy black axe in a wicked arc down...