101 signs your kid is going to be a gamer

[alsih2o]

now that so many of us are entering the "parental" phase of life i thought it might be fun to list out:

101 signs your kid is going to be a gamer

1. you take your kid to a st. patty's day parade and when s/he sees everyone in green s/he asks "daddy, why is everyone dressed as an orc?"

2. you catch the kid explaining to their peers that barney is a purple dragon, not a dinosaur.

3.attending the childs first football game, the child sees a sack and hollers "critical hit!"

4. when wwtching cheesy t.v. and a monster truck commercial comes on your child wants to know the c.r. for monster trucks

 

[alsih2o]

5. your kid gets C's in math, but can name the first 6 platonic solids by first grade.

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

6. Your son turns to you during your grandmother's funeral and says, "Can't a priest just bring her back to life?"




*true story. happened to me 2 years ago.

 

[Paladin]

7. Your 15 month old sits in your lap at the game table and rolls your d20s for you, and even has the "shake-shake" wrist action going! (Mine started doing this last week).

8. Your 27 month old carries around a dice bag full of the large d20s and plays with them while you game (happens every time we play).

 

[s/LaSH]

9. "Mommy, can I have some Mountain Dew?"

10. "Mommy, where are the Cheetos?"

 

[Tsyr]

11) If your kid is drinking coffee by the time he's five, it might be a good sign. No evidence of this really, but I did, and look how I turned out...

 

[Sixchan]

12) Your child asks you why everyone thinks that Santa's Gnomes are elves.

13) When your child wants a plastic sword, he claims it is because he need to train to get the Weapon Proficiency.

14) You've noticed your child explaining to his friends that Harry Potter is stupid because Speak with Animals isn't a Wizard Spell.

 

[Mortaneus]

15) When the only way to keep a 4 month old from crying is by putting on either Star Wars, or Lord of the Rings. (true story, nothing else worked)

 

[clark411]

It's first step is 5 feet long.

 

[jester47]

6. Your son turns to you during your grandmother's funeral and says, "Can't a priest just bring her back to life?"




*true story. happened to me 2 years ago.

Wow, that must have been hard to explain...

Aaron.