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Message: <blockquote data-quote="TalonComics" data-source="post: 855540" data-attributes="member: 60">As I was sitting in my most comfortable chair on the porch the other day, low and behold, I saw my old friend Bingles. Bingles hadn't been around for the past few months so I just assumed he had been out with some of our other Dwarven friends adventuring. Curious to catch up on what had been happening I called him over."Bingles, my good Dwarf! How are you?" I yelled.Bingles didn't seem to hear me as I called so I yelled a second time even louder. "Bingles! It's me! Your good friend Tripnor!"At this point Bingles had the look of a Dwarf who might have heard the faint sounds of a cave tunnel colapsing. He stopped, turned all away around and scratched his head. I began to wave my arms frantically which apparently did the trick as Bingles began to walk slowly my way.When he got to my porch I noticed Bingles had what appeared to be large earmuffs over his ears and what looked to be some kind of pack bundled on his back."Bingles! Why are you wearing earmuffs on your ears?" I yelled."You'll have to talk louder as I'm wearing earmuffs!" Bingles yelled back."What's that on your back?" I yelled as loud as I could."It's a back pack!"I should point out at this point that Bingles wasn't the sharpest axe in the kingdom. He could follows orders though.I replied, "What's in the pack, Bingles?"Bingles turned a shade of red I didn't think was even possible and gave me one of the strangest expressions I've ever seen on a Dwarf."It's me son." He replied sheepishly."Wha.. What? Your son? When did you have a son?"Bingles removed the backpack, opened it up and pulled out the ugliest thing I had ever seen. At first I thought I was looking at a potato carved in the shape of a Dwarf but then it's eyes opened suddenly and it's arms slowly began to move.Taken aback, I lost my balance and fell backwards onto my chair. The potato Dwarf looked surprised and then scared at my reaction. It's gets a little fuzzy at this point in the story as the potato Dwarf opened it's mouth and began to scream the most horrific sound. I clamped my hands over my ears trying to block out the noise but I knew it was a lost cause. As I started to black out I heard the words I shall never forget coming from Bingles. "I'm so sorry, Tripnor! I should have warned you his mother is a Shrieker!"Unconsciousness had never been more welcome. ~D <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /></blockquote>

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