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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Viktyr Gehrig" data-source="post: 2117188" data-attributes="member: 9249">This is one of my better ones, though you probably had to be there:"You're pretty young, for an elf... probably got another five hundred years in you yet. Probably think that makes you better than us mere humans. Probably consider your long lifespan a blessing. This bag contains a few things. Couple of magical rings-- regeneration and sustenance, if you must know. Got a necklace of adaptation. A few applications of sovereign glue. And some fresh cuttings from Sigilian razorvine.  You have five minutes to tell me what I want to hear. After that runs out, you'll have five hundred years to regret not being born human."A PC pulled this one on me: The little girl sat next to the hobgoblin, confident the charm person effect would hold him. "We're just having a friendly conversation. You are my friend, right?" The hobgoblin nods. The little girl smiled. "That's good. Because if you weren't my friend, this would be an interrogation." The hobgoblin gulped. "What's 'interrogation'?" The little girl manifested her mind blade. "Interrogation is where I do bad things to you until you answer my questions."</blockquote>