Classified Ads You'd See in RPG Worlds

[Koloth]

The battle is won! The city is safe! Now the cleanup begins!
Battlefield Cleaning Crew Needed. Bury the bodies. Keep what you find. Food and lodging provided.
Contact Sgt Sam at City Guard HQ for details and to apply.
Don't miss this amazing opportunity to really Clean UP! *


*Funded in part by donations from Crazy Eddie's Used Gear Emporium. Great Deals for the Discerning Adventurer.
We buy, sell, and trade the best adventuring gear.

 

[sevenbastard]

Hot Dwarven MILFS in your area looking to connect.

Retired mage of the wizards guild invented this one simple trick to lower your conjuring bill

Barbarian wife amazed by three ingredients that allowed her husband to Rage for every encounter.

 

[Reynard]

The battle is won! The city is safe! Now the cleanup begins!
Battlefield Cleaning Crew Needed. Bury the bodies. Keep what you find. Food and lodging provided.
Contact Sgt Sam at City Guard HQ for details and to apply.
Don't miss this amazing opportunity to really Clean UP! *


*Funded in part by donations from Crazy Eddie's Used Gear Emporium. Great Deals for the Discerning Adventurer.
We buy, sell, and trade the best adventuring gear.

This makes me want to run a low level campaign where the PCs are the crew that comes in after the Big Damn Heroes kill the BBEG and make off with the Real Treasure (tm). There's still rats and coppers in that dungeon, darn it, and The Dungeoneers Guild will be damned if they are going to waste them!

 

[trappedslider]

Looking for help cleaning out my 200 yr old grandfather's storage shed. He was a wizard, payment negotiable upon accepting the job and showing up.

 

[aco175]

The battle is won! The city is safe! Now the cleanup begins!
Battlefield Cleaning Crew Needed. Bury the bodies. Keep what you find. Food and lodging provided.
Contact Sgt Sam at City Guard HQ for details and to apply.
Don't miss this amazing opportunity to really Clean UP! *


*Funded in part by donations from Crazy Eddie's Used Gear Emporium. Great Deals for the Discerning Adventurer.
We buy, sell, and trade the best adventuring gear.

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[John Dallman]

This appeared on the blackboard in a lecture room my college game club rented at weekends:

Party wanted for dinner. Apply Fearfend Flamefang, PO Box 001, Halls of Teleportation.​

Flamefang was an infamous red dragon. People knew better than to attack him.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Lost Dog: medium length grey & white fur. 3 heads, none are exactly smart. Answers to “fuzzybutt” or spoons clanging on pots.