Today I have just asked Grok to create a group based in the stereotipes of young-adult literature for girls from 70s with a light touch of comedy.
Elizabeth "Lizzie" Fairhair (Innocent Virgin - Sweet Valley) Basic Profile: Human, Cleric of Life (goddess of "Pure Reputation"), Healer/Light Tank"
She appears to be 16 years old. Chain armor with a magical pleated skirt (it doesn't break). Spells: Cure Wounds, Sanctuary ("No one touches me until marriage!").
Comic Personality: The "perfect girl" who prays before every fight: "God, is it a sin to kill bugbears if they're ugly?". In a party, she saves everyone but screams if she sees nudity: "Cover yourselves, perverts!". Hilarious Twist: Her "perfect boyfriend" is an NPC paladin who ignores her for being "too pure".
Iconic Quote: Don't look at my prayer book!"
My reputation! What if the goblin sees me in my underwear?"
Alice "Dopey" Smokeweed (Rebel with a Cause - Go Ask Alice) Basic Profile: Halfling, Rogue Arcane Trickster. Dagger poisoned with "goblin drug" (advantage in Stealth, disadvantage in Wisdom). Abilities: Sneak Attack, Mage Hand, Legerdemain to steal "family china".
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smokesdrinks "magic herbs" that make her sneeze spells
Comic Personality: Writes in an enchanted journal that she reads aloud during traps: "Nobody understands me... except this elven tea!" Experiments with potions that make her invisible... but she burps telltale puffs of smoke. Always getting punished: steals treasure and attracts guards. Redemption: "Family (the party) is my salvation... after this hit."
Iconic Quote: "I'm gonna try this new recipe of magic herbs tea! What could possibly go wrong?
cough cough My life's a diary of disasters!"
Jill "Braces" Butterbum (Crisis Middle Class Princess - Blubber)
Basic Character Sheet: Gnome, Barbarian with Wild Magic variant (rage triggers chaotic surges: +2d4 damage or... she temporarily gets fat!). Warhammer with enchanted dental braces (extra piercing damage).Bullys monsters... until she gets a berserker rash
Comic Personality: Victim of goblin bullying → becomes a berserker bully: "I'm going to beat the crap out of you for calling me 'chubby gnome'!" Her "flaw": a cursed tattoo that makes her limp comically. Glow-up: rage makes her "glamorous" with inflated muscles. Mother NPC: overprotective fairy who sends packages of healing cookies.
Iconic Phrase: "First they push me, then I push back... RAGE ON, braces of vengeance!"
Laura "Pigtails" Homespun (Historical Romance - Little House) Basic Character Sheet: Wood Elf, Bard(College of Valor) Valor. Support/Control
Healing Wor and Charms orcs with country-folk ballads. Farm lute (Vicious Mockery as southern slurs). Spells: Charm Person ("Marry me, minotaur!").
Comic Personality: Orphaned by elven farmers, she dreams of "the tough but noble guy" (every male NPC is "the one"). Purity as a shield: "My honor is my dowry!" Chooses marriage over adventure: proposes to mid-boss dragons. Mild Feminism: "I want to be a bard... but washing party socks."
Iconic Phrase: "Oh, brave warrior, your sword is so... big! Shall we dance a battle waltz?"
Davey "Pony" Ironthighs (Sporty Girl - Tiger Eyes) Basic Profile: Half-orc, Fighter Champion. Tank/AoE Damage
Axe-wielding cheerleader captain: Rah-rah, decapitation!
Everlasting ponytail (doesn't come undone). Longsword with pom-poms (Action Surge: "Double Cheer!"). Abilities: Second Wind as a "time out".
Comic Personality: Orc cheerleading captain: "Gimme a G! Gimme an O! GOBLIN DEAD!".
Trauma: Father killed by a "bad goblin football game".
Athletic Boyfriend: A centaur NPC who "saves" her by galloping... clumsily. In duels, she cries and gets 20 critical hits.
Iconic Phrase: "Team, form up! Rah-rah, sis boom BAH! Take that axe to the face!"
