Darkwolf pounds Da Boss! (MidKnight judged - gracias!)

[Darkwolf]

Darkwolf seeks yet another fight...

3rd tier or below are almost always automatically accepted.
4th tier and above depends upon who you are.

Green Belt 3 (13-10)
Graduate of The Dojo of Nature's Wrath and Harmony
Student of the No Luck Dojo
Signature Style TIGER, WOLF, THUNDER; Dojo Style Manta Ray ; Fist of Fury(x1); Master of Emotions; Chi Strike
Yen: 3 Item: Grand Klaive - Sig Style Sword
Journeyman Judge

No style matches

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

Ya be wantin' to fight the boss?

The Boss
White Belt
Record: 0-0

I find your sibling to be sickly, your cemetery to be unnecessary, and your karate to be amateurish.

 

[Darkwolf]

I find your geisha to be unnecessary, your tower to be pretentious, and your fist to be offensive.

Very well, if you want to fight the wolf, you'll see him in his full fury!

 

[MidKnight]

The three dark forms of the Wraiths appear from the shadows.

"We are here...

Calling Da Boss's fist to be offensive isn't a good way to insult him. Most fighters pray for an offensive fist."

Insults to Da Boss

Da Boss may set match type and length.

Also let it be know that:

The Fates have decreed this match to take place at the spring south-east of the Valley of Shadows on the morning of the mongoose.

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

Da'Boss be wantin' a speed-strategy match with six o' those flaggy things.

(Judge Gen'd hands)

 

[MidKnight]

Da Boss's first hand:

<MeowthBot> 1: The lotus blossom quickly eliminates the ravine; guards against the rising of the lily!
<MeowthBot> 2: The cherry blossom appears next to the city; fends off the edge of the mist!
<MeowthBot> 3: The leaping vine rides by the forest; tumbles near the gaze of the heart!
<MeowthBot> 4: The sword drops close to the mesa and painfully destroys the flame; negates the quickening of the dark sunbeam!
<MeowthBot> 5: The panther strikes near the castle; wards off the push of the rodent!


Darkwolf's first hand:

<MeowthBot> 1: The frog annihilates the river; shields the kick of the heart!
<MeowthBot> 2: The jaguar lies above the madlands; dominates the drive of the comet and fluidly averts the gaze of the willow!
<MeowthBot> 3: The kama stands next to the delta; silences the onslaught of the wyrm!
<MeowthBot> 4: The dragon withers the ravine; dominates the push of the bird!
<MeowthBot> 5: The rabbit drops from the palace; avoids the touch of the comet!

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

The sword drops close to the mesa and painfully destroys the flame; negates the quickening of the dark sunbeam!

"The boss be showin' ya how to fight now." The boss lumbers over to Darkwolf clumsily as he falls on Darkwolf's toes, his big belly slamming down on it and rolling over Darkwolf, his surprise manuever negating Darkwolf's attacks.

 

[Darkwolf]

The dragon withers the ravine; dominates the push of the bird!

Darkwolf decides to use dragon breath to wither the Boss!

CHI STRIKE(because I don't really want to go first all the time)

edit - vb codes

 

[MidKnight]

"Painful..."

Point Da Boss - One Flag Da Boss, Zero Flags Darkwolf

 

[Sollir Furryfoot]

The lotus blossom quickly eliminates the ravine; guards against the rising of the lily!

After painfully (for Darkwolf) making a pancake outof his opponent, the Boss rolls on his belly away, getting up slowly. As he slowly waddles towards Darkwolf, who's cautious of his attack, the Boss quickly covers the distance with the grace of a flower, and the next thing Darkwolf can see is a fist in his face.