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<blockquote data-quote="drnuncheon" data-source="post: 416400" data-attributes="member: 96"><p>One of the beautiful things about online roleplaying like this is that you have a record of <em>everything</em> that happens - from the actions to the rolls to the OOC banter. I've trimmed all of that out from the story hour, but every once in a while I'll post some of the better tabletalk.</p><p></p><p>*</p><p></p><p><OOC> Dungeon Master says, "I'd like to remind everyone that you /are/ being recorded for posterity - so make yer poses good. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" />"</p><p><OOC> Harvester says, "Oh, well you didn't say anything about good poses..."</p><p></p><p>*</p><p></p><p>(Harvester turns the zombies)</p><p>"By the will of He Who Is To Come, I command thee to return to thy final rest! BEGONE, ABOMINATIONS!"</p><p></p><p>The skull's eyes flash malevolently as a force spreads forth towards the unliving creatures that lie in wait.</p><p></p><p><OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "Say that again, with a Mr. Rogers voice." </p><p></p><p>*</p><p></p><p>Sen-Jyu leans back on his elbows, face tilted upward to catch the morning sun like an open flower.</p><p></p><p><OOC> Tal says, "The next pose like that needs to be in haiku form, Sen." </p><p></p><p>*</p><p></p><p><OOC> The Harvester says, "Hey.. none of the other horses have a forehead scab, do they?"</p><p><OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "Harv does, but that's just the post-lobotomy healing."</p><p><OOC> The Harvester drools. Huh? </p><p></p><p>*</p><p></p><p>(burying Othic - the DM gets punchy)</p><p>"Sir," he murmurs to Tal, "might you know Othic's spiritual beliefs? How we might best honor him in his after-life?"</p><p></p><p>Tal licks his lips. "We...eat our dead here, sir."</p><p></p><p><OOC> Tal says, "Just kidding."</p><p><OOC> Ahoke peers</p><p><OOC> Sen-Jyu puts on a bib.</p><p></p><p>*</p><p></p><p>The Harvester nods once. "He's dead." The statement is given matter-of-factly, as though death is just an everyday occurence - which it is - and not to be feared - which it isn't, to Harvester, anyway.</p><p></p><p><OOC> The Harvester says, "Hi! Your friend's dead! Can I have another drink?" </p><p></p><p>*</p><p></p><p>The Harvester wonders how long til the twilight bell.</p><p><OOC> Tokket says, "It's midmorning, so...a while."</p><p><OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "Great! In the meantime, let's go clean giant rats out of the basement of the busty woman's tavern!" </p><p>(Baldur's Gate II: Dark Alliance joke)</p><p></p><p>*</p><p></p><p><OOC> Dungeon Master says, "If there's anything that folks want to do over the afternoon we can talk about that now."</p><p><OOC> Ahoke says, "Bathe!"</p><p><OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "Watch Ahoke bathe!"</p><p><OOC> The Harvester says, "Watch Ahoke bathe!"</p><p><OOC> Dungeon Master says, "Roll your Personal Hygeine skill."</p><p><OOC> Dungeon Master says, "Spot checks for the other two."</p><p><DIE ROLLER> The Harvester rolls 1d20+3 and gets 10.</p><p><OOC> Dungeon Master says, "Harv, you get something in your eye, and since the secret of Visine has been long lost, you miss the entire bathing scene trying to flush it out."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="drnuncheon, post: 416400, member: 96"] One of the beautiful things about online roleplaying like this is that you have a record of [i]everything[/i] that happens - from the actions to the rolls to the OOC banter. I've trimmed all of that out from the story hour, but every once in a while I'll post some of the better tabletalk. * <OOC> Dungeon Master says, "I'd like to remind everyone that you /are/ being recorded for posterity - so make yer poses good. ;)" <OOC> Harvester says, "Oh, well you didn't say anything about good poses..." * (Harvester turns the zombies) "By the will of He Who Is To Come, I command thee to return to thy final rest! BEGONE, ABOMINATIONS!" The skull's eyes flash malevolently as a force spreads forth towards the unliving creatures that lie in wait. <OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "Say that again, with a Mr. Rogers voice." * Sen-Jyu leans back on his elbows, face tilted upward to catch the morning sun like an open flower. <OOC> Tal says, "The next pose like that needs to be in haiku form, Sen." * <OOC> The Harvester says, "Hey.. none of the other horses have a forehead scab, do they?" <OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "Harv does, but that's just the post-lobotomy healing." <OOC> The Harvester drools. Huh? * (burying Othic - the DM gets punchy) "Sir," he murmurs to Tal, "might you know Othic's spiritual beliefs? How we might best honor him in his after-life?" Tal licks his lips. "We...eat our dead here, sir." <OOC> Tal says, "Just kidding." <OOC> Ahoke peers <OOC> Sen-Jyu puts on a bib. * The Harvester nods once. "He's dead." The statement is given matter-of-factly, as though death is just an everyday occurence - which it is - and not to be feared - which it isn't, to Harvester, anyway. <OOC> The Harvester says, "Hi! Your friend's dead! Can I have another drink?" * The Harvester wonders how long til the twilight bell. <OOC> Tokket says, "It's midmorning, so...a while." <OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "Great! In the meantime, let's go clean giant rats out of the basement of the busty woman's tavern!" (Baldur's Gate II: Dark Alliance joke) * <OOC> Dungeon Master says, "If there's anything that folks want to do over the afternoon we can talk about that now." <OOC> Ahoke says, "Bathe!" <OOC> Sen-Jyu says, "Watch Ahoke bathe!" <OOC> The Harvester says, "Watch Ahoke bathe!" <OOC> Dungeon Master says, "Roll your Personal Hygeine skill." <OOC> Dungeon Master says, "Spot checks for the other two." <DIE ROLLER> The Harvester rolls 1d20+3 and gets 10. <OOC> Dungeon Master says, "Harv, you get something in your eye, and since the secret of Visine has been long lost, you miss the entire bathing scene trying to flush it out." [/QUOTE]
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