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<blockquote data-quote="Silver Moon" data-source="post: 602545" data-attributes="member: 8530"><p>Silver Moon was getting tired of sitting through the trailers. </p><p></p><p>The previews for the cop buddy picture "Get Out of the Way" starring Tyra Banks and Regis Philbin looked half-decent, and the Rings knock-off "Hobbits in Hell" with Russell Crowe as the devil looked really cool. But the preview for "Rocky XXVI" with Sly Stallone in a nursing home boxing match seemed to go on forever. Equally bad was the trailer for "I'm Paying for this Microphone", the Oliver Stone's biography of Ronald Reagan starring Pauly Shore in the title role. Finally, the preview for "Fleece", Tom Cruise's romantic comedy about sheep shearing, was more than he could take. </p><p></p><p>Silver Moon attempted to say something to his wife, but she was totally enthralled by the current trailer, and told him to be quiet. He attempted to speak again, and she jabbed him with her knitting needles, and muttered something about Tom having great buns. "Fine, I'm going for popcorn" he announced, and made his way to the aisle. Stepping over a pair of very large, bald and angry looking oriental men wearing trench coats, he made a mental note to return to his seat from the other direction. </p><p></p><p>He arrived at the concession stand, finding it currently unoccupied. "That's odd," he thought, looking around for another employee. The only theater employees in sight were a pair of security guards, but they were preoccupied with frisking a motorcycle gang comprised of super models. </p><p></p><p>Noticing that the utility closet in the back was slightly ajar, Silver Moon concluded that the employee must have gone there to retrieve more popcorn. Stepping over a pile on the floor of General Tso action figures, Silver Moon makes his way over to the door, finding the concession stand employee lying dead in the corner, his blood pooling over a pile of the last Junior Mints boxes. "Damn," Silver Moon commented "I really had my heart set on Junior Mints."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Silver Moon, post: 602545, member: 8530"] Silver Moon was getting tired of sitting through the trailers. The previews for the cop buddy picture "Get Out of the Way" starring Tyra Banks and Regis Philbin looked half-decent, and the Rings knock-off "Hobbits in Hell" with Russell Crowe as the devil looked really cool. But the preview for "Rocky XXVI" with Sly Stallone in a nursing home boxing match seemed to go on forever. Equally bad was the trailer for "I'm Paying for this Microphone", the Oliver Stone's biography of Ronald Reagan starring Pauly Shore in the title role. Finally, the preview for "Fleece", Tom Cruise's romantic comedy about sheep shearing, was more than he could take. Silver Moon attempted to say something to his wife, but she was totally enthralled by the current trailer, and told him to be quiet. He attempted to speak again, and she jabbed him with her knitting needles, and muttered something about Tom having great buns. "Fine, I'm going for popcorn" he announced, and made his way to the aisle. Stepping over a pair of very large, bald and angry looking oriental men wearing trench coats, he made a mental note to return to his seat from the other direction. He arrived at the concession stand, finding it currently unoccupied. "That's odd," he thought, looking around for another employee. The only theater employees in sight were a pair of security guards, but they were preoccupied with frisking a motorcycle gang comprised of super models. Noticing that the utility closet in the back was slightly ajar, Silver Moon concluded that the employee must have gone there to retrieve more popcorn. Stepping over a pile on the floor of General Tso action figures, Silver Moon makes his way over to the door, finding the concession stand employee lying dead in the corner, his blood pooling over a pile of the last Junior Mints boxes. "Damn," Silver Moon commented "I really had my heart set on Junior Mints." [/QUOTE]
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