Ever been punched by a dolphin?

[Whisper-Kitten]

I mean you are enjoying a nice leisurely swim and enjoying the sun. Then out of the blue, WHAM -insert Batman graphic here- , a dolphin sucker punches you with a right cross. How did you mentally handle the shame? Did your pets demand you have a rematch over the embaressment?

 

[MarkB]

-insert Batman graphic here-

 

[aco175]

This is all I got.

 

[pukunui]

No, but I did get towed around a pool by a dolphin in the Canary Islands when I was 10.

You can probably tell from my posture that I was literally dying of embarrassment. At least I got to pat the dolphin afterwards.

 

[Whisper-Kitten]

No, but I did get towed around a pool by a dolphin in the Canary Islands when I was 10.

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You can probably tell from my posture that I was literally dying of embarrassment. At least I got to pat the dolphin afterwards.

You poor person.

 

[Benjamin Olson]

I, I wish you could punch
Like the dolphins, like dolphins can punch...

 

[sevenbastard]

I had a fist fight with Dan Marino, does that count?

 

[Twiggly the Gnome]

Ha! I thought this thread was going to be about Tifa Lockhart joining the Street Fighter 6 roster next year.

 

[jian]

I mean you are enjoying a nice leisurely swim and enjoying the sun. Then out of the blue, WHAM -insert Batman graphic here- , a dolphin sucker punches you with a right cross. How did you mentally handle the shame? Did your pets demand you have a rematch over the embaressment?

Not so far, every dolphin I know is an @$$hole, pardon my Lemurian. So I try and avoid eye contact and so far it’s worked.

 

[Kaodi]

I, I wish you could punch
Like the dolphins, like dolphins can punch...

Gives whole new meaning to, " We can beat them forever and ever."

But more seriously if one dolphin punched me I would be extremely worried about a second dolphin punching me. Because if that happens you just know all the dolphins are going to punch you - to death.