Ever been punched by a dolphin?

[Maxperson]

 

[ART!]

Do you mean a dolphin, or DC Comics' Dolphin?

 

[Mannahnin]

Right on, right on, a-stream against the foe
The sallying schools of the Southern seas make their course to go.
Attack, attack, with noses sound as rock
No shark or squid can shake us loose or survive our dour shock.

 

[Whisper-Kitten]

I had a fist fight with Dan Marino, does that count?

Sounds like everyone won in that scenario.

 

[jian]

Dolphins don’t have orcas’ inclination to social justice.

“I’m a whale, I’m an orca
Sinking yachts off Majorca
I’m a killer, I’m a whale
Imma hit you with my tail…”

 

[MGibster]

I’ve never been punched by a dolphin but one strangled me on porpoise.

 

[Whisper-Kitten]

I’ve never been punched by a dolphin but one strangled me on porpoise.

 

[Aeson]

I went to Florida with my fellow clones and I ate a dolphin. That doesn't count does it?

 

[ART!]

I went to Florida with my fellow clones and I ate a dolphin. That doesn't count does it?

Not unless afterwards you felt like you had been punched in the gut digestively.