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<blockquote data-quote="Berandor" data-source="post: 1645133" data-attributes="member: 225"><p>DM: George RR. Martin</p><p>---</p><p>WHM: William H. Macy as the Halfling Bard</p><p>AJ: Angelina Jolie as the Cleric of Sune</p><p>HW: Harvey Weinstein as the Wizard</p><p>GL: Geroge Lucas as the Elven Paladin</p><p>---</p><p>(INT) A KITCHEN. AROUND THE TABLE SIT 4 PERSONS: DM, WHM, AJ, HW. NOTES LIE ON THE TABLE BEFORE THEM. ONE CHAIR IS FREE. WHM, AJ, HW LOOK DISAPPOINTED.</p><p>(SOUND OF DOOR OPENING)</p><p>GL (ENTERS): Hey, Double-R! I'm really looking forward to the adventure tonight.</p><p>DM: I'm sorry. I haven't finished yet.</p><p>GL: What? Again no game?</p><p>DM: Hey, I didn't say that. I'm going to do it on the fly.</p><p>GL: Cool. (SITS) Let's go. (TAKES OUT CHARACTER SHEET AND DICE)</p><p>DM: Right. So, you enter the dark cave leading to the dungeon where untold riches hopefully wait for you to find. You come upon a door.</p><p>AJ: Stop It!</p><p>DM: What?</p><p>AJ: Not you, Harvey!</p><p>(HW SMILES INNOCENTLY)</p><p>DM: Oh no, you didn't?</p><p>WHM: Here we go.</p><p>AJ: I told you to keep your hands off of me!</p><p>HW: But Lina, we'll start casting for "Mrs. President" next week.</p><p>AJ: Really? Hmm. Still, keep away.</p><p>WHM: Can't we just play?</p><p>DM: Yeah. Right. So you come before a door.</p><p>GL: A door? In a cave? You suck!</p><p>AJ: You keep shut. We still remember your alternate magic rules. Midichlorians my ass!</p><p>GL: You're just not seeing the big picture here.</p><p>HW: How about I throw in top billing for the next Sky Captain?</p><p>AJ: No.</p><p>WHM: Can we just get on?</p><p>DM: So, you're standing before a door.</p><p>GL: (GRUMBLING) In a fricking cave</p><p>WHM: So, uh, Sam examines the door. Are there any traps?</p><p>DM: Roll a Search check.</p><p>AJ: I still can't believe you named your character Sam.</p><p>WHM: (SHRUGS) I like the movies.</p><p>(HW GRIMACES)</p><p>WHM: (ROLLS) 18.</p><p>DM: No traps that you're aware of.</p><p>WHM: Hmm. Maybe I should...</p><p>AJ: I open the door.</p><p>DM: Uh, you come into a room. In it you see... an orc... and... a pie.</p><p>GL: An orc and a pie? That's all? You suck!</p><p>HW: The Pie is mine! Mine!</p><p>WHM: Sam approaches the orc in a friendly manner.</p><p>GL: I ready my bow.</p><p>DM: The orc looks afraid, and glances from you to the pie and back.</p><p>HW: It's magical! It's MINE!</p><p>DM: The orc says,</p><p>GL: I shoot him with my bow! (ROLLS) 12 points of damage!</p><p>WHM: (SIGHS) So much for putting skill points in languages.</p><p>DM: Alright, your arrow hits the orc in the chest, and it drops dead.</p><p>HW: I grab the pie! Suckers!</p><p>AJ: I cut out the orc's tongue and eat it.</p><p>DM: Sure. You cut- what?!</p><p>AJ: You heard me!</p><p>DM: Oh, God! No, first things first. George, you lose yor status as paladin for attacking a friendly creature.</p><p>GL: No way! The orc shot first!</p><p>WHM: That's it! I'm out of here. I'm going back to Tom Cruise's game!</p><p>GL: These munchkins?</p><p>WHM: They may be munchkins, but at least they're playing! (LEAVES. Slams DOOR SHUT)</p><p>AJ: What's up with him?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Berandor, post: 1645133, member: 225"] DM: George RR. Martin --- WHM: William H. Macy as the Halfling Bard AJ: Angelina Jolie as the Cleric of Sune HW: Harvey Weinstein as the Wizard GL: Geroge Lucas as the Elven Paladin --- (INT) A KITCHEN. AROUND THE TABLE SIT 4 PERSONS: DM, WHM, AJ, HW. NOTES LIE ON THE TABLE BEFORE THEM. ONE CHAIR IS FREE. WHM, AJ, HW LOOK DISAPPOINTED. (SOUND OF DOOR OPENING) GL (ENTERS): Hey, Double-R! I'm really looking forward to the adventure tonight. DM: I'm sorry. I haven't finished yet. GL: What? Again no game? DM: Hey, I didn't say that. I'm going to do it on the fly. GL: Cool. (SITS) Let's go. (TAKES OUT CHARACTER SHEET AND DICE) DM: Right. So, you enter the dark cave leading to the dungeon where untold riches hopefully wait for you to find. You come upon a door. AJ: Stop It! DM: What? AJ: Not you, Harvey! (HW SMILES INNOCENTLY) DM: Oh no, you didn't? WHM: Here we go. AJ: I told you to keep your hands off of me! HW: But Lina, we'll start casting for "Mrs. President" next week. AJ: Really? Hmm. Still, keep away. WHM: Can't we just play? DM: Yeah. Right. So you come before a door. GL: A door? In a cave? You suck! AJ: You keep shut. We still remember your alternate magic rules. Midichlorians my ass! GL: You're just not seeing the big picture here. HW: How about I throw in top billing for the next Sky Captain? AJ: No. WHM: Can we just get on? DM: So, you're standing before a door. GL: (GRUMBLING) In a fricking cave WHM: So, uh, Sam examines the door. Are there any traps? DM: Roll a Search check. AJ: I still can't believe you named your character Sam. WHM: (SHRUGS) I like the movies. (HW GRIMACES) WHM: (ROLLS) 18. DM: No traps that you're aware of. WHM: Hmm. Maybe I should... AJ: I open the door. DM: Uh, you come into a room. In it you see... an orc... and... a pie. GL: An orc and a pie? That's all? You suck! HW: The Pie is mine! Mine! WHM: Sam approaches the orc in a friendly manner. GL: I ready my bow. DM: The orc looks afraid, and glances from you to the pie and back. HW: It's magical! It's MINE! DM: The orc says, GL: I shoot him with my bow! (ROLLS) 12 points of damage! WHM: (SIGHS) So much for putting skill points in languages. DM: Alright, your arrow hits the orc in the chest, and it drops dead. HW: I grab the pie! Suckers! AJ: I cut out the orc's tongue and eat it. DM: Sure. You cut- what?! AJ: You heard me! DM: Oh, God! No, first things first. George, you lose yor status as paladin for attacking a friendly creature. GL: No way! The orc shot first! WHM: That's it! I'm out of here. I'm going back to Tom Cruise's game! GL: These munchkins? WHM: They may be munchkins, but at least they're playing! (LEAVES. Slams DOOR SHUT) AJ: What's up with him? [/QUOTE]
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