Friday Fun: Worst System For A License

[Reynard]

Just for fun:

Pair a licensed property and an existing game system, but with the caveat that they should be absolutely terrible matches for one another.

For example:

PonyBorg, the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Story RPG, powered by MorkBorg!

Go.

 

[Byrd]

Teletubbies + Shadowdark?

 

[Reynard]

Teletubbies + Shadowdark?

Teledark? Shadowtubbies?
Definitely Shadowtubbies.

 

[aramis erak]

D&D 5 Traveller

 

[Byrd]

Munchkin + Care Bears?
(Munsch Bears?)

This is actually a lot harder than I thought.
A lot of overlap with the "Your Childhood Ruined" series of memes...

 

[MichaelSomething]

For example:

PonyBorg, the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Story RPG, powered by MorkBorg!

GoGo.

I think that could actually work tbh...

 

[Deset Gled]

John Dies At The End as a D&D 3e setting.

A Dr. Strangelove RPG where all the players are military personnel in the War Room. Run as an FKR.

An Andy Weir RPG powered by Toon.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Smurfs + F.A.T.A.L.

 

[Deset Gled]

Smurfs + F.A.T.A.L.

Catch-22 + FATAL.

There's only one rule, and that's Rule 34.

 

[sevenbastard]

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