D&D General Fun/humorous ways to leave your group

trappedslider · Jun 13, 2026

So,it's that time for whatever reason for you to leave your current play group. How would you do it?

With a witty one liner or would you go all out with a scene?

I think depending on why i'm leaving i'm going to go with this suggestion:

Whizbang Dustyboots said:
"The sexual tension is getting to be too much for me."

Seramus · Jun 13, 2026

We used to have a guy that would always come in the second story balcony, like Batman.
So I guess... jump out of a second story balcony, like Batman?

Another time, the group very unwisely allowed alcohol at the table. One player got drunk enough he had to go lie down in the host's guest bedroom. A couple hours later he RUNS out of the bedroom and straight out the front door. He had absolutely ruined that bed in the way that excessively drunk people can. He never spoke to us again.

AlViking · Jun 13, 2026

"Guys, I have a confession. I'm actually an alien from a distant star system and inspired by your "Star Wars" documentary we have been scouting for recruits for our own rebel fleet. However after a review of your tactics we have decided to continue our search, particularly after the Gazebo incident. Don't call us, we'll call you."

Muttering just loud enough for them to hear as I get up to leave "How can anyone confuse a gazebo with a Glabrezu."

MichaelSomething · Jun 13, 2026

Are you the GM or a player?? Each one would have unique approaches. But you can never go wrong with a musical number!!

Misanthrope Prime · Jun 13, 2026

I was briefly hospitalized a few hours before the game I DM weekly. The last my players heard from me for about a day was a selfie of me making metal horns in front of a saline drip with no context.