D&D General Fun/humorous ways to leave your group

Deset Gled · Jun 13, 2026

trappedslider said:
My cat loves your wife's cooking

"My cooking loves your wife's cat."

trappedslider · Jun 13, 2026

As a GM/DM
"It's been a great few sessions and i know we're supposed to do the actual heist next session but, I don't need any of you anymore beyond not saying anything to anyone for the next few years."

Dragonhelm · Jun 13, 2026

So, I was bored one session. The DM was pounding on us pretty hard and we barely lived.

This was a sci-fi/fantasy mashup, so I threatened to take my "lightsaber" and run it through the engine of my "atomic steed". Thank you, Marvel! Anyway, the DM said it would cause an explosion that would take out the entire ship we were on.

While I didn't care if my character died and another friend didn't care, I considered how the other players would feel. I decided not to ruin their fun.

Still, for one shining moment, I enjoyed the thought of going out in a blaze of glory.

Maxperson · Jun 13, 2026

trappedslider said:
So,it's that time for whatever reason for you to leave your current play group. How would you do it?

With a witty one liner or would you go all out with a scene?

I think depending on why i'm leaving i'm going to go with this suggestion:

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Maxperson · Jun 13, 2026

AlViking said:
"Guys, I have a confession. I'm actually an alien from a distant star system and inspired by your "Star Wars" documentary we have been scouting for recruits for our own rebel fleet. However after a review of your tactics we have decided to continue our search, particularly after the Gazebo incident. Don't call us, we'll call you."

Muttering just loud enough for them to hear as I get up to leave "How can anyone confuse a gazebo with a Glabrezu."