Gamer-Inspired Christmas Carols 2007...

[Flynn]

Good Afternoon, All:

Last year, I started a tradition of hosting a Gamer's Holiday Celebration for the various winter holidays that occur towards the end of December, basically as an excuse to catch up with old friends. One of the things I did was provide a few gaming-inspired filks of Christmas carols, and it went over reasonably well (despite the fact that we don't sing very well).

So now, I'm looking for new carols to sing, to help capture the Spirit of the Season as only a gamer can. Any suggestions you might have would be greatly appreciated.

For some ideas of what we did last year, check out this ENWorld thread:
http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?t=182925

With Warm Regards,
Flynn

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

We Three Kings of Eberron Are ...

Silent Night 15' Radius

Wreck the Halls

Away in a Dungeon

I'm Dreaming of a Wight Christmas

Rockin' Around the Gulthias Tree

O Teufelbaum

Good King Azoun

Lyrics left for the musically inclined.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Gods rest ye merry, Paladins
Let nothing you dismay
Remember to be a savior
In a Lawful Goodly way
To save us all from Evil's power
Smite those who've gone astray
O Auras of Courage and Good,
Courage and Good
O Auras of Courage and Good

 

[Asmor]

What Druid circle is complete without this classic?

Druids capped in wreaths of holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Loggers tread unto their folly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our slay apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Kill them all and sing this carol
Fa la la la la, la la la la

And of course whenever the season rolls around, you've got to sing Vecna's Hand! (to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Vecna's hand, Vecna's hand,
Evil all the way
Oh what fun 'tis to wield
That lich-god's fist today-- HEY!

Of course, we can't leave the rangers out of the festivities!

Arrow, arrow, arrow,
I made you out of wood.
And when I nock and loose you,
Your steel head will taste blood!

 

[WhatGravitas]

This.

With a free mp3 to the boot!

Cheers, LT.

 

[Evilhalfling]

This.

With a free mp3 to the boot!

Cheers, LT.

that is profoundly disturbing. The first song more than the others

 

[Hunter In Darkness]

im with evilhalfling there that was just wrong. i liked it

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

You pick up your dice
You better roll high
But no saving throws
I'm telling you why
4th Edition's coming to town

They're changing the rules
And playtesting it;
Gonna find out which parts do not fit
4th Edition's coming to town

They're taking away the Half-Orc
With Gnome PCs they're through
You can't convert your Bard or Monk
'til next year's PHB two!

So! Pick up your dice!
You better roll high
But no saving throws
I'm telling you why
4th Edition's coming to town
4th Edition's coming to town

 

[Flynn]

Away In A Dungeon
(sung to the tune of Away In A Manger)

Away in a dungeon,
In a chest made of lead,
The undead Lord Risus
Laid still as if dead.

The brave band of heroes
Looked down where he lay,
The undead Lord Risus
Was all set to slay.

When suddenly the earth moves,
It quivers and shakes,
Below the Lord Risus
A landshark awakes.

It bursts through the surface,
A gleam in its eye,
And laid waste upon them,
The death toll was high.

The undead Lord Risus
Looked 'bout in dismay.
For the landshark left nothing,
So no zombies that day.

One soul did live after,
For he hid with care,
The rogue watched the whole thing
Then ran out of there.

- Inspired by Olgar Shiverstone

 

[Flynn]

Druids Capped With Wreaths Of Holly
(sung to the tune of Deck the Halls)

Druids capped with wreaths of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Loggers tread at their own folly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our slay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Kill them all and sing this carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Set ablaze the town before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike them down and all praise Horus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Slay about me with good measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kill them all and count the treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Watch the guard fall on their a$$es,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new King, lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Slaughter our foes, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

- Inspired by Asmor