I think the movie will answer the question all Star Wars fans want answered - is having a wide-eyed moppet in your back seat any match for packing a good astromech instead?In that we we don’t know that the leaks are true, we don’t know, sure.
But as I hear it, the movie opens with precocious young force sensitive teen’s mother being killed by orange-sabre merc Mia Goth, who is working for Matt Smith’s crime lord. Kid flees to his uncle Gosling, a drunken washed up war vet. Cue much tooth-achingly shmaltzy bonding as they flee across the galaxy to deliver the kid to the Ray Skywalker Academy for Wayward Jedi.
“You’re under arrest for breach of child labour laws, sir. Get out of the cockpit with your hands where I can see them.”
“If you’ll just let me explain, officer… they’ve got such tiny hands, just right for adjusting my shield power flow in mid-flight…”








