You know what, I'm refusing to allow negativity on May the Fourth. Boo to that. Your task: say something genuinely good about every movie in the franchise. No copouts!:
Fair enough.
A New Hope: In many ways, still the best one. I've loved this movie since it was new and I was five.
Empire Strikes Back: Not sure if it's the best or not, but it's clearly my favorite. Everything was pretty much stepped up from an already brilliant beginning. It still looks good even today.
Return of the Jedi: Has some cool moments. The Jabba stuff is interesting. The space battle is fantastic. Slave girl Leia.
The Phantom Menace: It's a shame that Lucas didn't realize how great and compelling a character Maul was, so he killed him and had to bring him back with dubious handwavy methods. Maul is the best thing to come out of the whole prequel trilogy.
Attack of the Clones: Star Wars had been notably missing a classic sword & planet style gladiator thing. Plus, Geonosis looks like Mars. The whole last act felt like a love letter to Barsoom to me.
Revenge of the Sith: There was some cool visual design. Mustafar in particular is a great looking planet.
The Force Awakens: Again, can't fault the visual design. This
looked really cool.
The Last Jedi: The salt planet at the end was a cool visual. Trying to keep it positive if repetitive for the sequel trilogy...
The Rise of Skywalker: I really like Exogol. I'd like to see that brought back and fleshed out more. In general, there's a whole of Sith cult stuff that's just hinted at here that I'd love to see developed more.
The Clone Wars: It's a pretty fun start to a great series. In retrospect, some of the other arcs within the series are considerably better than this ended up being, but y'know. You've got to start somewhere and this was well done.
Rogue One: Different tone, good action.
Solo: In spite of my continued dubiousness that this was even a good idea to do, this movie is quite underrated.