Give Me Your Greyhawk Limericks!

[The_Gneech]

In my Greyhawk game, the characters are soon to encounter a gnome bard with a taste for limericks. As such, I'm looking to stock him up! I have a few I've written or culled from various sources, but I'd like to have a nice big stack. So hit me with your best shot! Double points for D&D or Greyhawk references. Here are some warm-ups...

My own...
A student of Olidimarra
said, "Can I pay you tomorrah?"
but Iuz the Old
he wanted his gold
So the poor fellow knew only sorrow.

Doctored From NWN:SoU...
I once knew a gal in The Lea
whose manners were awful to see
her rumblings abdominal
were something abominable
and everyone thought it was me!

From an Ancient Dragon Magazine...
A nymph, one of peace's proponents
never fights, but seduces opponents
your violence she'll quell
by means of a spell
You should see her material components!

-The Gneech

 

[The_Gneech]

Man, I'm bummed. Not even the vociferous gnome-lovers on this board have a reply?

Alas. I shall bump it once, and hope for the best.

-The Gneech

 

[shilsen]

Okay, you asked for it:

Did you know Gimble got a scolding
When Vadania found him unfolding
His Rod of Wonder,
The scoundrel, the bounder,
Into Lidda's bag of holding?!

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

LOL, shilsen!

Here's another for The Gneech:

There once was a mage name Rary
Whose machinations grew more contrary
Due to his tricks
Eight are now six
Desert travellers be wary!

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

In Highfolk all of the elves
Love no others--only themselves
Then Iuz came a callin'
Now the elves all are bawlin'
'cause the dwarves said "Fight him yourselves!"

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

In Greyhawk the god who's most fun
would like to see it all undone
The god of the hour
order he devours
Of course, I mean Tharizdun

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

Over the Flanaess I do roam
As I wander without a home
A bard's life is rough
Sucking at combat's tough
But why does everyone hate us gnomes?

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

A young tempermental wizard
Whose familiar was a shocker lizard
pulled off its tail
The lizard did wail
And fried the rude wizard's gizzard

 

[Malin Genie]

An adventurer found in his shed,
Three pieces of Vecna the Dread;
He pulled out his eye,
Chopped his hand off - oh my!
But died when he cut off his head.

 

[The_Gneech]

Oho! Very good! Lessee...

I once fought the orcs on the Pomarj
Verbobonc grew elemental evil up quite large
Iggwilv's daughter I fought
Illithid kill with a thought
And these names are totally ridiculous.

Well ... it almost worked.

-The Gneech