You know how in works of fiction, Satan sometimes appears disguised as a human while using an alias like “Louis/Louise Cyphere”, “Bill Z. Buhb”, or some such?The guy that drops off the USA Today for us is an odd duck. He comes in this beat up white cargo van. It has signs made from various materials all over it. He's blaring music which gets louder when he backs into the warehouse. Last night I noticed something about the song playing. The song was about HIM. I asked someone that knows more about the guy. He uses A.I. to write and produce music. Music. About. HIMSELF! I will not share his social media. I suffered sanity damage. I will not inflict it upon any of you.
Maybe your USA Today guy is an eldritch horror, playing with the humans. Is his name anything like “C. Thooloo”? “Hans Ture”?







