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[Aeson]

The news readers on tv keep talking about some sports event happening this summer. I think it's a kickball tournament.

 

[trappedslider]

Don't give up. Try staying in touch with her. She might move on to another job one day. You might move out. And don't give up on other women either. This one might not have worked out, another might.

I don't plan to stop saying hi to her if i see her,but i'm not going to impose on her either.

 

[Whisper-Kitten]

well my attempt to get a date has ended because I didn't consider the fact that property managers can't be in a relationship with tenants lol

Offer marriage and move in instantly. No longer a tenant. #loophole.

 

[Aeson]

And I was thinking I give bad advice.

 

[Whisper-Kitten]

And I was thinking I give bad advice.

My advice is classic.

 

[trappedslider]

Offer marriage and move in instantly. No longer a tenant. #loophole.

gets handed eviction documents instead of a yes

 

[Aeson]

Server: Do you want a box for your food?
Me: lifts hands and takes fighting stance

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I remember seeing most of these Gene Roddenberry pilots, probably when they first aired. And they were similar enough that it’s not surprising I got some details mixed up:

 

[Aeson]

It smells like a teenage boy that just discovered cologne in my car. Did I run over a teenage boy that just discovered cologne?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

It smells like a teenage boy that just discovered cologne in my car. Did I run over a teenage boy that just discovered cologne?

THE SKUNKS ARE EVOLVING!
THE SKUNKS ARE EVOLVING!