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[Aeson]

That's not a vagina.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Are you sure? Sure sure?

 

[Aeson]

Well, the cat acts like it has one.

 

[Aeson]

Waiting to see Mandolorian and Grogu. Ten minutes wait for the start time. 30 minute wait for the actual movie start. I asked, and he said they estimate 5;26 start time. It only costs $7.

 

[Aeson]

I learned their species name today. Anzellen. They're my favorite new Star Wars aliens. They were the best part of Rise of Skywalker. Like Minions they're voiced by one person.

I enjoyed the movie. I did start getting uncomfortable in my seat midway through. For a brief moment I thought I would be the only one there. A couple came in with a young boy. Based on his reaction, the Ice Age trailer was funny. Not much reaction to The Cat In the Hat. The speakers in the back sounded like they blown out. Despite the less than quality sound I liked it. I'm glad I got a chance to watch on the big screen before it was too late.

 

[Aeson]

My birthday is coming up on Sunday. I'm on the over side of 50 and over. The respectable 26th anniversary of my 25th birthday? How I want to be, 30th anniversary of my 21st birthday? How I act, 39th anniversary of my 12th birthday? I'm getting too old for this .

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

My Mom long ago adopted the position that once you’ve had a birthday, it’s yours forever. So if you wasn’t to celebrate your 18th again, do it- it’s yours! 21st? It’s yours! Etc.

Do, Happy Nth Birthday!

 

[Aeson]

Get some balloons with an infinity symbol.

 

[Aeson]

I heard this on a podcast.
"Is the DEI in the room with you now?"

I need a T-shirt with "Is ANTIFA here with us now?" ASAP.

 

[Aeson]

In the car I started feeling sleepy. I then started thinking of all these different T-shirt ideas and getting all worked up and excited. I woke up. I don't know if it was all the T-shirt ideas and stuff or the near pure Dr. Pepper syrup I was drinking. Dudes, it wasn't mixed right. Dr. Pepper concentrate.

I thought of this one too. People are really gonna hate it probably.
"I'm fat and I only speak English. Of course I'm American."