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[Aeson]

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The Macanonicon
I shall summon forth a creepypasta golem. It will snare you with its noodly appendages. Hurl spicy meatballs. Bury you in a mound of grated Parmesan.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

It will be defeated by someone breaking spaghetti to fit it in a small pot while flaming marinara is “too spicy”.

 

[Aeson]

It will be defeated by someone breaking spaghetti to fit it in a small pot while flaming marinara is “too spicy”.

Nope. The broken off pieces become independent of the whole and act as minions to the golem.

### Noodle Strand (broken-off hazard)

Tiny construct, unaligned
AC 12 HP 5 Speed 20 ft. (slither)
Acts on the golem's initiative. On its turn, it flails at the nearest creature within 5 feet: +5 to hit, 3 (1d4 + 1) bludgeoning damage, and the target must succeed on a DC 12 Dexterity save or be knocked prone (it's surprisingly strong for a strand of pasta). If reduced to 0 HP, it goes limp and inert.

And in its lair it has a healing pool of marinara.

I Claude

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Nope. The broken off pieces become independent of the whole and act as minions to the golem.

Not ITS pasta; pasta used by a pastamancer as a talismanic component of sympathetic magic.

 

[Aeson]

I like how you're dictating to me what my creation is or isn't.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I like how you're dictating to me what my creation is or isn't.

I’m not- I’m clarifying MY idea!

 

[Aeson]

Maybe I misunderstood.

I'm thinking of changing it to an elemental from the elemental plane of food. Where it can actually be cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

 

[Aeson]

The Action Flicks Vol 3 book has additional rules for playing in different types of action flicks. If you want to do The Fast and The Furious, Power Rangers, Pacific Rim, Terminator it has rules for that. It has one called The Variantverse where all the PCs are a variant of the same character ala Deadpool, Loki, or Spider-Man.

 

[Mad_Jack]

Damn credit union merged with another one, and I got issued a new debit card... With a new number.

Now I'm gonna have to go through every damn thing in my life and change it to the new card.

Bastards. Feh.

 

[Aeson]

Damn credit union merged with another one, and I got issued a new debit card... With a new number.

Now I'm gonna have to go through every damn thing in my life and change it to the new card.

Bastards. Feh.

First world problems. Of your customary entrances this is the least catastrophic.