HEROES: VILLIANS: Death Pool [Episode 8 SPOILERS]

[Relique du Madde]

Once again we must look into the deepest darkest part of our souls and ask ourselves who, on Heroes, do we think deserves to die and which characters are likely to die now that the series is bob sledding towards cancellation. Yes, that's correct, the HEROES death pool has risen from the grave and is back with vengeance!


The rules of the Heroes Death Pool are simple:

1) The character you pick MUST die in the present time-line and on screen.
2) You may only vote on a character who had appeared in at least one episode .
3) You get one vote per episode. You get one point if you guess who dies. You get another point if you correctly foresee how they died. and another if you correctly foresaw how they died.
4) You may change your vote anytime before the airing of the next Heroes episode (Monday 9:00 PM EASTERN TIME.)
5) ALL DEATHS MUST BE PERMANENT TO COUNT.





PREVIOUS DEATHS ON HEROES: VILLAINS

1) "Bob" aka Gold Finger was Brain munched by Sylar.
2) Some random reporter got turned into a Popsicle by Tracy.
3) Sylar and/or Level 5 escapees killed a handful of random company men and women.
4) Doc Zimmerman was turned into a Popsicle by Tracy.
5) Random people in a gas station were killed by the Level 5 escapees because they were not driving economic cars.
6) Some company chick was feed to Sylar.
7) Level 5 escapees killed random hostages at a Washington Mutual.
8) Jesse via Sylar brain munch..
9) Adam was power sapped by Pa Patrelli and reduced to ash and bone.
10) Nightmare Man got force gripped by Pa Patrelli.
11) At least one of the people in Mohinder Surresh's spider web died of unknown causes.
12) Jeph Loeb's and Jesse Alexander's careers as a Hollywood producers killed by poor ratings.
13) Heroes: The Video Game via UBISOFT mandate due to poor ratings.
14) Sonic Gun Guy via Sylar mind bite (in a flashback).
15) The show's credibility (Sylar had a sonic gun power he never used. Sylar dated Elle. Clint's IQ was low. Pa Patrelli was at the hospital in the flashback even though he wasn't during season 1, etc.).
16) African painter guy by Pa Patrelli via dead explodie



LIKELY VICTIMS AND SAFE BETS:
- Elle by Sylar Brain munch or murdered by Pa Patrelli.
-Clint by Pa Patrelli.
-Merideth by Pa Patrelli.
-Ma Partelli by ???.
- Heroes: Villains by NBC mandate.


LETS THE CARNAGE BEGIN!

 

[Brown Jenkin]

What I want:

Mohinder in a position to be killed by Sylar but Sylar tells him he is too stupid to kill and his power is garbage and he doesn't want it. Mohinder gets depressed and offers himself to Pa Patrelli to have his power drained. Pa Patrelli tells him he is too stupid to kill and his power is garbage and he doesn't want it. Further depressed Mohinder becomes a homeless vagrant. While living in a cardboard box he is then killed by TV set thrown out of a 10 story apartment by a random couple arguing and throwing things. His body is then eaten by rats. His funeral notice is seen by everyone in the paper but no one cares or shows up because they have better things to do like trim their toenails.

What I will play the pool with:

Claire's Mom/HRG's Wife. Killed by blue flame guy.

 

[F5]

Pa Petrelli, killed by Sylar in the final episode of the season, to save the rest of the Petrelli family and/or The World, in a last, redemptive act of heroism.

See also:

Sylar, killed by Pa Petrelli, as he, in turn, is killed in the final episode of the season.

 

[Relique du Madde]

This one will be a wtf death. For next week's episode I'm saying MAYA by Mohinder!

The reasoning is simple, Mohinder can't imagine Maya's sweet latina body writhing in pleasure from a night of XXX activities with Santiago from Heroes: Evolution.

How it does down: Maya finds herself waiting for a cab outside of Pa PAtrelli's lab (Pa PAtrelli is so cheap/racist he wouldn't offer his own limo). A cab arrives driven by a disguised Mohinder (last night's episode served to remind us that Mohinder was a taxi driver) and picks her up. Maya gets in and said's she's headed to the airport. The cab driver adjusts his mirror to reveal his identity the audience before we see cut to the commercials.

Later (after about 20 minutes of jumping back and forth between the other characters), the audience sees the cab parked in a darkened alley... and it's a-rocking. Screams are heard. Then there is silence and the cab stops shaking. A shadowy individual steps out of the cab covered in blood.

 

[Man in the Funny Hat]

My interest in the show will be killed. Why is because these wankers don't have the first clue what made their show successful in the first place [Season 2. This season. Q.E.D.] and couldn't write their way out of a paper bag without a VERY sharp pencil - and time travel. How is by introducing even ONE more recurring character without killing off at LEAST 4 others until the number of core heroes doesn't exceed 8 and EVERY story line currently running is ended by any means necessary and the entire show is given a reboot (preferably by redoing the weak ending episode to Season 1 as at least a three-parter).