I made up a rumour that 7e is coming!

[Kzach]

A donkey farted when the moon was at 3 and one-half quarters full and it's precious gasses whispered to a limping goat with gout that the chicken across the road was giving birth to live echidnas.

This, therefore, proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that 7e is being worked on right now and will be coming out... IMMINENTLY!

 

[Phaezen]

But if you look at the goat, it was limping on its front left foot, therefor indicating Apple's imminent takeover of Hasbro, so it won't be 7E but I-7E

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

You seem way more obsessed with 5E than the people actually talking about 5E, Kzach.

 

[Dice4Hire]

Ahh, more clutter.

EVERYone knows you cannot skip an edition, even the gods that control every action of goats.

 

[Mr. Teapot]

Paranoia skipped straight from 2nd to 5th edition.

And for that matter, it's pretty difficult to claim that there have only been 4 editions of D&D.

 

[Umbran]

So, you think there's useless stuff that clutters up the boards and detracts from useful stuff, and your answer to it is... to clutter up the boards with similarly useless stuff?

Well, that's constructive.

Now, if it were actually funny, it might have some merit. Better luck next time, I guess.

Edit: As a note - if you have questions about moderation, please take them to e-mail, PM or, if they are general enough, to threads in Meta. XP comments aren't really a good place for them.

 

[Pentius]

I thought it was funny. Also, it's nice to know there are other people tired of the rampant 5e speculation that has been going on lately.

 

[DracoSuave]

Great. Another post designed to start an edition war between 6th edition and 5.5,

I know a lot of people don't like the new Magic-User build and their ready access to the Sleep action but seriously? Take it to the Home Rules forum, as per the Rules Encycopedum 4 they just released.

 

[Infiniti2000]

That's donkeyhorse...

 

[aurance]

Okay, we get it. I'm not particularly fond of the 5e speculation either but come on.