If your cat rolls a nat 20....

[Whisper-Kitten]

What happens?

 

[payn]

 

[Whisper-Kitten]

That cat loves his cocaine.

 

[Deset Gled]

A house cat rolling a critical hit should be enough to drop a level 1 wizard. For any sufficiently advanced house cat.

 

[Dioltach]

Every roll is a natural 20 for a cat, unless it's a natural 1.

One day my cat, a huge black beast who was king of the street, walked into the kitchen, stuck his claws into the wall and stretched. Except he rolled a natural 1: his claws didn't stick, and he landed flat on his face.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

One day my cat, a huge black beast who was king of the street, walked into the kitchen, stuck his claws into the wall and stretched. Except he rolled a natural 1: his claws didn't stick, and he landed flat on his face.

We just fostered a kitten who could literally run up a plaster wall, given that she was super-lightweight and had razor sharp, super-thin claws.

 

[Whisper-Kitten]

A house cat rolling a critical hit should be enough to drop a level 1 wizard. For any sufficiently advanced house cat.

One of my cats sniffed the others butthole all the time while she was eating. Is that advanced?

Every roll is a natural 20 for a cat, unless it's a natural 1.

One day my cat, a huge black beast who was king of the street, walked into the kitchen, stuck his claws into the wall and stretched. Except he rolled a natural 1: his claws didn't stick, and he landed flat on his face.

That's my kind of cat.

 

[Whisper-Kitten]

We just fostered a kitten who could literally run up a plaster wall, given that she was super-lightweight and had razor sharp, super-thin claws.

I had one that ignored the laser pointer on the ground, but if you ran it up the wall she turned into Mary Lou Retton, and did somersaults and back flips to catch it.

 

[Aeson]

That cat loves his cocaine.

Don't we all? Sniff

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Don't we all? Sniff

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