If your cat rolls a nat 20....

[R_J_K75]

That cat loves his cocaine.

Can I have its dealers number

 

[Aeson]

Can I have its dealers number

867-5309 ask for Jenny.

 

[R_J_K75]

867-5309 ask for Jenny.

Unfortunately, Jenny doesn't answer, we called it in 1993. There was a rumor it belonged to the Buffalo NY police director, but he didn't answer either. It was even mentioned on a Behind the Music episode or one of those shows.

Did famous song phone number belong to the police chief's daughter?

Debunking the long-standing myth of Tommy Tutone's 1982 hit Even if you weren’t alive in 1981, you probably know the song “867-5309/Jenny" by the band Tommy Tutone, considered among the greatest “One Hit Wonders” in pop music history. Here’s the video to refresh your memory:Tommy Tutone -...

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[Moving Pictures]

The results of the Simone Biles-esque acrobatic dismount off the dog's head were... unpretty.

Can we just pause and appreciate the brilliance of this pop-culture reference in a superbly crafted sentence?

 

[DrunkonDuty]

If either of my cats started rolling Natty 20s I'd assumed they'd been replaced by pod people, er, cats.

Honestly, my boys are total goobers.

 

[Aeson]

There are some epic wipeouts on Tik Tok where cats managed to roll a natural 1.

 

[Mad_Jack]

There are some epic wipeouts on Tik Tok where cats managed to roll a natural 1.

It may not have been a natural 1, but Tommy definitely failed his save vs. poison after knocking up the papered purebred Siamese cat down the street - we found him paws-up on the deck one morning... We'd always figured he'd come to a bad end.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Every time I see this thread’s title, I keep hearing “Cat Nat 20” in Ted Nugent’s voice.