jasper
Rotten DM
Adventures in Faerun Session 34
The Vault of Velsharoon
Day 119
PC Killed 4 Monsters Killed 476 Villains Captured 59 Villains Escaped 110
Start Time 6:11 PM End Time 8:25 PM
Take 10 Downtime days. A level. 1,000 GP
Magic Item Necklace of Prayer beads 3 cure wounds of 2nd level. Tome of Clear Thought. Note if you activate this you must keep on your person and it takes up an item slot of available magic items. Always.
I had a very strong group of six. Zalremar Glamour Bard 10 Goliath. Felonious Assault Rogue 5 Cleric 4 Human. Calypso Enchanter 10 elf. Mira Valor bard 8 Sorcerer 2 Elf. Odi Mercy Monk 10 human. Abin Pinater Rogue 10 Halfling.
AL, “Still no Sam. Sam have you leaped into any of the bodies present?”
Felonious, “Leaping into bodies. What this? Ain’t no one leaping into my body.”
Zalremar, “We been doing this weekly for months.”
Felonious, “Sorry. I forgot. No Sam here. No Sam, I am. Nor Green eggs.”
AL, “Iggy says you were a bunch of tomb raiders send by the Red Wizards of Thay. They Red wizards. Are you spell caster colored coded?”
Calypso, “No they wear read and want to take over the world.”
AL, “So the Commie Wizards of Thay hired you to raid the tomb of Welsh a room. And you died. Don’t die. “LEAP SOUND.
Calypso, “Hey since we are being hired by Red Wizards, we can be evil. I push the old man into the ward trap.”
Odi slips and falls into the wards protecting the tomb, but the wards are mostly down. Odi does not notice how he slipped. Opening the door, the smell of decay hits their throats. A man who just died last week has no loot but a card from Laura Croft Tomb Raiders Association. Turn to take the side chamber, they go to loot the first coffin. The death knight takes exception to this. And punches the monk into the wall and leaps out the coffin.
Death knight, “A punch to face. And another. NAT 20. Die Laura!”
Odi, “I’m Odi. Not a girl.”
Death knight, “You take punches like a little girl. DAMN. I hate owls, ducks, and other familiars. Here Odi, hold this pin. Once Mr. Pin is gone, Mr. Grenade is not your friend. Hey, short halfling who is exactly twenty-four inches tall. Come back here.”
Felonious, “Wrong Halfling. And we are already burning heals in the first combat. We going to die.”
Zalremar, “Deal with the great ape of Odi. Polymorph. Guys no short rest until after the spell ends.”
Death knight, “Crap I had him down to four hp. My unlife sucks.”
Odi, “I take the coffin lid and bash him back to dead DM! And next room.” Returning to the main chamber, the ape sees a statue a Velsharoon. Dead bodies are around the statue. One old man in a wheelchair. One young preteen in blue shirt with red cape. One dark hair preteen in stripped shirt. And one preteen with red hair in pig tails.
Statue, “GET INTO MY BELLY! And punch the smart bard in the face twice.”
Mira, “Which one of us in are the smart one.”
Zalremar, “Me, I didn’t get swallowed.” The swallowed victims are in different body parts of the statue. They can hear each other but not see each other. They start punching bladders, livers, kidneys, and lungs until they kill the statue. (Note can you guess which movie WOTC based the monster on?” Taking a short rest, they move on to see water genie playing solitaire.
Genie, “Sorry, Abin. You talk nicely. You didn’t tell me to place the black ten on the red jack. But my binding makes me fight if you try to enter the second hallway. Now we can fight. You will lose, and I be here next week. Or you can release me.”
Calypso, “How, murder the mercy monk. Fireball the Glamour bard. Do your taxes?”
Genie, “Or you could dispel me?”
Calypso, “It can’t be that easy.”
Genie, “It is that easy.”
Calypso, “Okay. Bye.”
Genie, “Bye and have a nice necklace.”
Moving on to the library, the stone librarian will not let them into the room without a library card.
Abin crying “But. But my mommy said I had to check out Thieving Ways Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheat.”
Librarian, “Check the card catalogue little boy.” While she was distracted, Felonious hides under the reading table. Zalremar starts to talk and being reminded she hates loud mouths in the library; she throws a bolt at him. The group attacks her from all sides. Counter spell blocks her spells, heals protect Abin and finally Mira gets in the killing blow.
Calypso, “How are going to fit the library in that bag of holding.”
Book, “It will fit.”
Calypso, “Hey, we are evil! I am keeping the tome of clear thought.”
LEAP SOUND.
End of Session 671.
The Vault of Velsharoon
Day 119
PC Killed 4 Monsters Killed 476 Villains Captured 59 Villains Escaped 110
Start Time 6:11 PM End Time 8:25 PM
Take 10 Downtime days. A level. 1,000 GP
Magic Item Necklace of Prayer beads 3 cure wounds of 2nd level. Tome of Clear Thought. Note if you activate this you must keep on your person and it takes up an item slot of available magic items. Always.
I had a very strong group of six. Zalremar Glamour Bard 10 Goliath. Felonious Assault Rogue 5 Cleric 4 Human. Calypso Enchanter 10 elf. Mira Valor bard 8 Sorcerer 2 Elf. Odi Mercy Monk 10 human. Abin Pinater Rogue 10 Halfling.
AL, “Still no Sam. Sam have you leaped into any of the bodies present?”
Felonious, “Leaping into bodies. What this? Ain’t no one leaping into my body.”
Zalremar, “We been doing this weekly for months.”
Felonious, “Sorry. I forgot. No Sam here. No Sam, I am. Nor Green eggs.”
AL, “Iggy says you were a bunch of tomb raiders send by the Red Wizards of Thay. They Red wizards. Are you spell caster colored coded?”
Calypso, “No they wear read and want to take over the world.”
AL, “So the Commie Wizards of Thay hired you to raid the tomb of Welsh a room. And you died. Don’t die. “LEAP SOUND.
Calypso, “Hey since we are being hired by Red Wizards, we can be evil. I push the old man into the ward trap.”
Odi slips and falls into the wards protecting the tomb, but the wards are mostly down. Odi does not notice how he slipped. Opening the door, the smell of decay hits their throats. A man who just died last week has no loot but a card from Laura Croft Tomb Raiders Association. Turn to take the side chamber, they go to loot the first coffin. The death knight takes exception to this. And punches the monk into the wall and leaps out the coffin.
Death knight, “A punch to face. And another. NAT 20. Die Laura!”
Odi, “I’m Odi. Not a girl.”
Death knight, “You take punches like a little girl. DAMN. I hate owls, ducks, and other familiars. Here Odi, hold this pin. Once Mr. Pin is gone, Mr. Grenade is not your friend. Hey, short halfling who is exactly twenty-four inches tall. Come back here.”
Felonious, “Wrong Halfling. And we are already burning heals in the first combat. We going to die.”
Zalremar, “Deal with the great ape of Odi. Polymorph. Guys no short rest until after the spell ends.”
Death knight, “Crap I had him down to four hp. My unlife sucks.”
Odi, “I take the coffin lid and bash him back to dead DM! And next room.” Returning to the main chamber, the ape sees a statue a Velsharoon. Dead bodies are around the statue. One old man in a wheelchair. One young preteen in blue shirt with red cape. One dark hair preteen in stripped shirt. And one preteen with red hair in pig tails.
Statue, “GET INTO MY BELLY! And punch the smart bard in the face twice.”
Mira, “Which one of us in are the smart one.”
Zalremar, “Me, I didn’t get swallowed.” The swallowed victims are in different body parts of the statue. They can hear each other but not see each other. They start punching bladders, livers, kidneys, and lungs until they kill the statue. (Note can you guess which movie WOTC based the monster on?” Taking a short rest, they move on to see water genie playing solitaire.
Genie, “Sorry, Abin. You talk nicely. You didn’t tell me to place the black ten on the red jack. But my binding makes me fight if you try to enter the second hallway. Now we can fight. You will lose, and I be here next week. Or you can release me.”
Calypso, “How, murder the mercy monk. Fireball the Glamour bard. Do your taxes?”
Genie, “Or you could dispel me?”
Calypso, “It can’t be that easy.”
Genie, “It is that easy.”
Calypso, “Okay. Bye.”
Genie, “Bye and have a nice necklace.”
Moving on to the library, the stone librarian will not let them into the room without a library card.
Abin crying “But. But my mommy said I had to check out Thieving Ways Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheat.”
Librarian, “Check the card catalogue little boy.” While she was distracted, Felonious hides under the reading table. Zalremar starts to talk and being reminded she hates loud mouths in the library; she throws a bolt at him. The group attacks her from all sides. Counter spell blocks her spells, heals protect Abin and finally Mira gets in the killing blow.
Calypso, “How are going to fit the library in that bag of holding.”
Book, “It will fit.”
Calypso, “Hey, we are evil! I am keeping the tome of clear thought.”
LEAP SOUND.
End of Session 671.
