jasper
Rotten DM
Dragon Delves Session 1
Baker’s Doesn’t
Day1
PC Killed 0 Monsters Killed 3 Villains Captured 0Villains Escaped 0
Start Time 6:00 PM End Time 8:33 PM
Take 10 down time days.
Magic Item None.
I had weak group of four. Dan Paladin 1 duergar. Lathandir Cleric 1 human. Aiden Sorcerer 1 Tiefling. Gunner Byrnes bard 1 halfling.
Welcome to all at the Adventure League in Montgomery AL.
Conan, “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the DM!” Later.
Dean Meepo, “I am amaze. 666 Demerits between you four. A beloved mascot died. Delta Tau Chi finally graduated four adventurers. I even have job line up for you in Candyland. Take this all-day sucker for your key to fey lands. And. Hey. I’m speaking here. You can’t walk away from your dean.”
They walk out the door into the feywild and Candyland. They smell burning gingerbread and see a house on fire a crowd looking on. Aiden and Gunner run for the well. Lathandir runs closer to house. Dan dashes over and supervises the crowd.
Dan, “Hey commoners. Who house is burning and why aren’t you putting it out?” He crosses his arms and taps his left foot.
Crowd, “It is Edith’s Candy shop and we can do that?” Who put you in charge!”
Dan, “I AM THE SUPERVISOR! GO START A BUCKET BRIDAGE AND PUT OUT THE FIRE!”
Lathandir, “Create Water 30-foot cube DM.”
Edith, “HELP. HELP. My foot is on fire!” The other two help fire the fire. Lathandir shield bashes the door in and creates water again.
Edith, “IT was open.” Feywild wild magic surges and Aiden is caught in a mini thunderstorm. He slips and is covered in Alabama red clay.
While investigating the fire they discover a burned cinnamon bun with tiny bite out of it. Edith’s brother was lost to a fudge flood. And a woman of evening saw a golden lizard flying away from the scene. Fill Flourforge is the other baker in town, and he deals with bread and pastries. Edith offers 100 GP each if they discover the arsonist.
They go across town to the Baker house and it is in the shape of a loaf of bread. Fill comes out and Aiden buys the last cinnamon roll in the case. He and Lathandir go outside to inspect and look for clues.
Lathandir, “Looks like a cinnamon roll.”
Aiden, “So does mine. You think they from the same place?”
DM, “Since it the only bakery in town yes.”
The group catches Fill in a few lies. He was the cook for the Apple Dumpling gang with Don Knotts as the leader. During the last raid, Don stiff Fill with a fake Easter Egg. Fill left the group, but the egg hatched a gold dragon named Doughnut. Doughnut was insulted by something Edith said and may have burned down the store. But Doughnut isn’t here and plays in the East Wood which is in the east. Doughnut love cinnamon rolls and can be lured out by the smell.
They follow the yellow brick road into the woods and not to the green tower. An hour later they discover a candy house. It is made of lollipops, taffy, truffles, and other candy. A hard rock candy rocking chair moves itself on the porch. The welcome mat says wipe your feet. They do and knock.
Baby Voice, “Coming. Coming. Kitchen closed. What do you want?”
Aiden, “Cinnamon Rolls for sale. IS your dad here.”
Bubba Wugga, “Kitchen closed. Don’t like rolls. Uncle Nibble says kitchen closed.” As they enter the foyer, Lathandir sees it very messy. Various clothes, shoes, boots, and umbrellas are tossed about.
Lathandir, “Thank you very much. We must be going. We are leaving.” He grabs Gunner by his shirt and hauls him out the house. He close the door behind him. “Those were the clothes of the victims. Look around outside for clues first. Starting with the barn.” The barn is made of chocolate and gingerbread. In the barn is two chickens and eight chocolate statues. One cute halfling and seven dwarfs. As Aiden enters the barn the chicken attack but do little damage. The statues look very life like. The group plans. They find six Kinder eggs.
Lathandir, “The walls are only AC 5 we should be able to cut through the back side with no problems.”
Gunner Byrnes, “I will prove a distraction. I grab the cinnamon roll box and knock on the front door.” The baby opens the door.
Bubba Wugga, “I WANT KINDER EGGS. I SMELL KINDER EGGS!”
Gunner opens the box, “Cinnamon Roll? How did an egg get there”
Lathandir, “I put mine in there for safe keeping”
Bubba Wugga, “KINDER EGG.” He smears chocolate over his face and Gunner slips in and taps him on the shoulder and feels a tap on his shoulder. It is the rug. Initiative is rolled and Gunner rolls behind the big baby and runs away.
Meanwhile, the group is nearly through the wall. In fact, Lathandir has small eye hole which he sees a set of dentures biting a candy apple. Sudden a lemon drop tree falls in the forest.
Mr. Happy, “Hi. Ouch busted back and liver. I Mr. Happy. I will be here on your death save journey. It sucks to be dying on your very first combat but life sucks and you don’t get lemons. Don’t roll a Nat one. And the DM wants you to roll a Nat 20, it save a group from a TPK once. Rats a eight. Well that is one strike against you.”
Bubba Wugga has went back to the house but welcome mat is now a go away mat and starts to beat on the party. It loses.
We will pick this up in two weeks.
End of Session 652.
The wednesday night table got too big and we had to split it. I took on the new people. This will a biweekly game I hope.
Baker’s Doesn’t
Day1
PC Killed 0 Monsters Killed 3 Villains Captured 0Villains Escaped 0
Start Time 6:00 PM End Time 8:33 PM
Take 10 down time days.
Magic Item None.
I had weak group of four. Dan Paladin 1 duergar. Lathandir Cleric 1 human. Aiden Sorcerer 1 Tiefling. Gunner Byrnes bard 1 halfling.
Welcome to all at the Adventure League in Montgomery AL.
Conan, “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the DM!” Later.
Dean Meepo, “I am amaze. 666 Demerits between you four. A beloved mascot died. Delta Tau Chi finally graduated four adventurers. I even have job line up for you in Candyland. Take this all-day sucker for your key to fey lands. And. Hey. I’m speaking here. You can’t walk away from your dean.”
They walk out the door into the feywild and Candyland. They smell burning gingerbread and see a house on fire a crowd looking on. Aiden and Gunner run for the well. Lathandir runs closer to house. Dan dashes over and supervises the crowd.
Dan, “Hey commoners. Who house is burning and why aren’t you putting it out?” He crosses his arms and taps his left foot.
Crowd, “It is Edith’s Candy shop and we can do that?” Who put you in charge!”
Dan, “I AM THE SUPERVISOR! GO START A BUCKET BRIDAGE AND PUT OUT THE FIRE!”
Lathandir, “Create Water 30-foot cube DM.”
Edith, “HELP. HELP. My foot is on fire!” The other two help fire the fire. Lathandir shield bashes the door in and creates water again.
Edith, “IT was open.” Feywild wild magic surges and Aiden is caught in a mini thunderstorm. He slips and is covered in Alabama red clay.
While investigating the fire they discover a burned cinnamon bun with tiny bite out of it. Edith’s brother was lost to a fudge flood. And a woman of evening saw a golden lizard flying away from the scene. Fill Flourforge is the other baker in town, and he deals with bread and pastries. Edith offers 100 GP each if they discover the arsonist.
They go across town to the Baker house and it is in the shape of a loaf of bread. Fill comes out and Aiden buys the last cinnamon roll in the case. He and Lathandir go outside to inspect and look for clues.
Lathandir, “Looks like a cinnamon roll.”
Aiden, “So does mine. You think they from the same place?”
DM, “Since it the only bakery in town yes.”
The group catches Fill in a few lies. He was the cook for the Apple Dumpling gang with Don Knotts as the leader. During the last raid, Don stiff Fill with a fake Easter Egg. Fill left the group, but the egg hatched a gold dragon named Doughnut. Doughnut was insulted by something Edith said and may have burned down the store. But Doughnut isn’t here and plays in the East Wood which is in the east. Doughnut love cinnamon rolls and can be lured out by the smell.
They follow the yellow brick road into the woods and not to the green tower. An hour later they discover a candy house. It is made of lollipops, taffy, truffles, and other candy. A hard rock candy rocking chair moves itself on the porch. The welcome mat says wipe your feet. They do and knock.
Baby Voice, “Coming. Coming. Kitchen closed. What do you want?”
Aiden, “Cinnamon Rolls for sale. IS your dad here.”
Bubba Wugga, “Kitchen closed. Don’t like rolls. Uncle Nibble says kitchen closed.” As they enter the foyer, Lathandir sees it very messy. Various clothes, shoes, boots, and umbrellas are tossed about.
Lathandir, “Thank you very much. We must be going. We are leaving.” He grabs Gunner by his shirt and hauls him out the house. He close the door behind him. “Those were the clothes of the victims. Look around outside for clues first. Starting with the barn.” The barn is made of chocolate and gingerbread. In the barn is two chickens and eight chocolate statues. One cute halfling and seven dwarfs. As Aiden enters the barn the chicken attack but do little damage. The statues look very life like. The group plans. They find six Kinder eggs.
Lathandir, “The walls are only AC 5 we should be able to cut through the back side with no problems.”
Gunner Byrnes, “I will prove a distraction. I grab the cinnamon roll box and knock on the front door.” The baby opens the door.
Bubba Wugga, “I WANT KINDER EGGS. I SMELL KINDER EGGS!”
Gunner opens the box, “Cinnamon Roll? How did an egg get there”
Lathandir, “I put mine in there for safe keeping”
Bubba Wugga, “KINDER EGG.” He smears chocolate over his face and Gunner slips in and taps him on the shoulder and feels a tap on his shoulder. It is the rug. Initiative is rolled and Gunner rolls behind the big baby and runs away.
Meanwhile, the group is nearly through the wall. In fact, Lathandir has small eye hole which he sees a set of dentures biting a candy apple. Sudden a lemon drop tree falls in the forest.
Mr. Happy, “Hi. Ouch busted back and liver. I Mr. Happy. I will be here on your death save journey. It sucks to be dying on your very first combat but life sucks and you don’t get lemons. Don’t roll a Nat one. And the DM wants you to roll a Nat 20, it save a group from a TPK once. Rats a eight. Well that is one strike against you.”
Bubba Wugga has went back to the house but welcome mat is now a go away mat and starts to beat on the party. It loses.
We will pick this up in two weeks.
End of Session 652.
The wednesday night table got too big and we had to split it. I took on the new people. This will a biweekly game I hope.
