Lesbian Vampire Sorceresses

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Dragon Earth has three of them. One in the United States, one in the Russian Republic, and the third in Kenya. They have never met physically, interacting through The Internet. They first found out about each other through the Dragon Earth version of ENWorld.

Two of them can't stand each other. Both are convinced the third is a pushy bitch. She is certain they are dang fools with snarky attitudes. Let anyone give any of them a hard time for being a lesbian, a vampire, and/or a sorceress and the three will gang up and give the schlub tons of grief.

In game terms they are 3rd, 7th, and 9th as sorceresses going from least to most experienced. They are fairly typical Dragon Earth vampires.

Once an off-realm paladin found out about the ladies and decided to destroy them. Only to learn that two are observant Jews (special dispensation) and the third is Buddhist. And that they have friends. He also learned that holy symbols have no effect on DE vampires who are behaving themselves.

BTW, the American is a 7th grade English teacher, the Russian is a ballet instructor, while the Kenyan is an archeopaleontologist.

(Let's face it, in a world with 2 billion people you are going to find homosexual women, vampires, and sorcerors. So three who happen to be all three is not that unusual. ;) )
 

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Dragon Earth? Sounds interesting. Does it play in the real world? In the past, maybe? ('cause there are only 2 billion people.)

Vampire (the game) had a lot of vampire lesbians and sorcerers. Not often both, though. Maybe in LARPs...
 

Think modern day D&D®. While the history is a lot like ours, there are differences. And the place has always had fewer folks than we do.

Besides which, DE is in the middle of recovering from The Lich King's War, which saw the world lose a third of its population and a fair amount of territory become tainted and lifeless.

The New Jersey Pine Barrens for instance are just now starting to get cleaned up and cleaned out of undead and like stuff.
 

Ok, with such a title I'm betting that the views/posts ratio on this thread is going through the roof.
 

mythusmage said:
Think modern day D&D®. While the history is a lot like ours, there are differences. And the place has always had fewer folks than we do.
Ok, that's pretty cool. I generally like such settings - e.g., GURPS Technomancer.
 

I saw a challenge and I went with it; do a serious post with a troublesome title. Though I do expect some people to miss the point. ;)
 



Maybe in LARPs...
It sounds like the kind of thing a heterosexual male would think was a perfectly natural (synergistic?) combination, so I guess they'd have to convince someone to dress up as one.

Inventing halfling jelly-wrestlers in bunny costumes is just wrong though, even if the combination would occur naturally in your average D&D setting.
 

mythusmage said:
I saw a challenge and I went with it; do a serious post with a troublesome title. Though I do expect some people to miss the point. ;)



...and what was your point? Was your point that you can make completely pointless threads?
 

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