Obituary notice: English football

[hong]

In Affectionate Remembrance

OF

ENGLISH FOOTBALL

WHICH DIED AT GELSENKIRCHEN

ON

1st July, 2006

Deeply lamented by a large circle of sorrowing friends and acquaintances.

R.I.P.

N.B. -- The body will be cremated and the ashes buried in Luiz Felipe Scolari's backyard.​

 

[jonesy]

'E's not dead! 'E's restin'! That's what'e is. Look, I'll show you. *kicks the football* See? It's movin'. Quite clearly not dead yet.

 

[Ferret]

Wounded, and out for the fight. But not dead yet.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

English football is CLEARLY pining for the fjords!

 

[glass]

English football isn't dead; the new season starts in just over a month and things are looking pretty good for Cov!


glass.

 

[Mark Hope]

"What the heck did you guys do to our Michael Owen? Those things aren't cheap, you know!!"

-Disgruntled Magpies fan.

 

[glass]

"What the heck did you guys do to our Michael Owen? Those things aren't cheap, you know!!"

It'll be a little bit interesting on the Man Utd training grounds in August, too, don't you think?


glass.

 

[Morrus]

It'll be a little bit interesting on the Man Utd training grounds in August, too, don't you think?


glass.

Apparently Rooney and Ronaldo are getting along just fine:

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=373151&cc=5739

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

Pfft. Real football doesn't start for over a month, yet.

*ducks and runs*

 

[MonsterMash]

And I finally get to see Orient having moved up a division after a few near misses.